HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
> she should keep the chips and dip coming.
> --Alan, age 10
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> No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
> --Kirsten, age 10
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> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> --Camille, age 10
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> No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
> --Freddie, age 6
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> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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> You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
> --Derrick, age 8
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> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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> Both don't want any more kids.
> --Lori, age 8
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> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> --Lynnette, age 8
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> On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> --Martin, age 10
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> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> --Craig, age 9
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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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> When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
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> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> --Curt, age 7
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> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> --Howard, age 8
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> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
> --Theodore, age 8
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> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
> --Anita, age 9
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> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> --Kelvin, age 8
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> "And the #1 Favorite is........"
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> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> --Ricky, age 10
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> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
> she should keep the chips and dip coming.
> --Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
> --Kirsten, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> --Camille, age 10
>
> No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
> --Freddie, age 6
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
> --Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> Both don't want any more kids.
> --Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> --Lynnette, age 8
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> --Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> --Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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> When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> --Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> --Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
> --Theodore, age 8
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
> --Anita, age 9
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> --Kelvin, age 8
>
> "And the #1 Favorite is........"
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> --Ricky, age 10
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