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[h=3]Funeral Procession [/h]A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open, the coffin falls out, speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"







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It's not the cough that carries you off, but rather the coffin they carry you off in.

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