Funny Chinese Buffet story

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Upstairs watching sports on the big TV.
We have a quite good all you can eat Chinese buffet in town.

For 7.99 lunch, you can feast till you bust, and it is very good freshly made stuff.

Includes darn good sushi bar, and custom build your own hibachi cooked food.

Today, after finishing my 3rd trip to the food, I went up front for a toothpick.

Just then, 4 Hispanics were hustling towards the exit, one was carrying a large go box so full of teriyaki chicken on a stick, he could not close it. Must have been 30-40 pieces.

Suddenly the female Chinese owner come out of nowhere yelling.."AMIGOS..AMIGOS..."
They stopped and she told them the buffet was not "To go".

They sell meals to go by the pound, 4.99....actually have a scale for the purpose.

After much jabbering and arguing, (I am observing the koi pond, enjoying the show), the Hispanic whips out a credit card to pay for it.

The Owner throws it on the scale... a whopping 5.09 pounds....about $25 worth...

The hispanics eyes get big, he grabs his card, and they all beeline out the door.

The owner "Dragon Lady" calls a meeting on the spot with her wait staff and really chews them out in Chinese.....

The box of chicken was still on the scale when I left 10 minutes later, I bet she made them eat it all.....:mj07:
 
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