As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her Daughter
giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making
passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to
what she was doing, the daughter said"Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as
close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away
and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and
heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places,
the family room. She entered that area and observed
her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer,
and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on
the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What
the hell are you doing?" The husband replied" I'm
watching the game with my son-in-law."
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door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her Daughter
giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making
passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to
what she was doing, the daughter said"Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as
close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away
and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and
heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places,
the family room. She entered that area and observed
her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer,
and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on
the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What
the hell are you doing?" The husband replied" I'm
watching the game with my son-in-law."
:mj16:
