Funny Indian casino story....

[Dead Money]

Interactive craps machine....

My brother in law and I were at a local Indian Casino in North Tulsa.....

It is in a bad area of town and the patrons reflect that.
It is EXTREMELY busy the week when welfare and social security checks are delivered.

ANYHOW....the interactive dice machine seats 6, fully electronic, a robotic "Lady Dealer" prompts you throughout the roll.
My brother in law "Preston" is quite the prankster.
Last week, we were there early and had the game to ourselves.

We played awhile, still alone, then decided to move on.
Preston said.."lets have some fun" on the screen, in VERY small letters, was a language choice option.

He set ALL the consoles to CHINESE....

We played blackjack nearby and sure enuff, a group of 4 blacks showed up and started playing.

The ensuing scene was hysterical.....:142smilie

We left shortly afterwards.

We went back yesterday, the language feature had been disabled..... :shrug:

 

[yyz]

Did you go tip cows that night?

 

[Dead Money]

Did you go tip cows that night?

No, but if you explain to me in detail, what is the best back saving technique you have used; I will consider it.:toast:

 

[Sportsaholic]

 

[bosbabiesarm]

Dead $ I couldn?t help but notice the week you picked was a bad week so which check did you blow the welfare or Social Security? :142smilie

 

[Dead Money]

Dead $ I couldn?t help but notice the week you picked was a bad week so which check did you blow the welfare or Social Security? :142smilie

LOL.........ouch.....I just raid the cookie jar when my wife is not watching.....x34:

Retirement has it's perks....

 

[marine]

Are we supposed to post our own funny Indian casino story here, or will you be putting a funny story up for us to enjoy?

 

[bosbabiesarm]

LOL.........ouch.....I just raid the cookie jar when my wife is not watching.....x34:

Retirement has it's perks....

:mj07: j/k dead$ glad you got it my brother.

 

[Penguinfan]

This thread is worth it just because there is a Marine sighting!

How have you been sir?

 

[Sportsaholic]

This thread is worth it just because there is a Marine sighting!

How have you been sir?

He sounds butt hurt.....:shrug:

 

[Penguinfan]

He sounds butt hurt.....:shrug:

:mj07:

That is just never going to die.

 

[Sportsaholic]

:mj07:

That is just never going to die.

Some wont get it, it's an inside joke.....:SIB

 

[Penguinfan]

Some wont get it, it's an inside joke.....:SIB

:rimshot

 

[ManofWar]

An Indian is sitting on a bench with a couple of men, a pretty woman comes by and the Indian says "Chance."
They continue sitting at the bench and another pretty woman walks by and the Indian says "Chance." again. One of the men turns to the Indian and says "I thought Indians say "How!" The Indian say "I already know how, me just want a chance!"

 

[Dead Money]

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him high over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like "Screaming eagle" or ''Flying-rain-cloud''.

Why do you ask, "Two-Dogs-Screwing?" :0002

 

[Redhog]

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