Funny Joke

[PUHD]

This is why they call them "Rangers"

There was an Army Ranger deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In that letter she explained that she had slept with 2 guys while he was gone and now wanted to break up AND she wants the pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger does what any Squared away Ranger would do. He went around to his buddies and collected any unwanted photos of all the women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his old girlfriend with this note:

"I'm sorry, but I can't remember which one you are. Please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back."

 

[freelancc]

very funny....:lol: :lol:

 

[hellah10]

:lol:

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

 

[cisco]

I like it. here's one I heard yesterday.

Guy goes to the Super Bowl and sees the seat next to him empty. He asks the next guy about the empty seat. " It belongs to my wife, he replied, "but she recently passed away."

Guy says " I'm sorry for your loss but these seats cost $400 each. Couldn't you give it to one of your friends"

"No." the guy replied," They're all at her funeral."