People?s Elbow from the ropes, comin? at ya! Oh my goodness, how great would it be to see this amazing bumper sticker/windshield wiper sticker combo in real life.
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FUNNY real Bumper stickers
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People?s Elbow from the ropes, comin? at ya! Oh my goodness, how great would it be to see this amazing bumper sticker/windshield wiper sticker combo in real life.
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t does sound pretty nice, doesn?t it? In the wide realm of bumper stickers ? this is one of the rare feel-good stickers out there. Which is nice. Making your own beer sounds both complicated and expensive, but if you can get it to a point where it is no longer a financial liability then you?ve struck gold, my friend. If only we could all be so industrious with such a large quantity of free time!
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Well there it is! Science in action. One small pine tree branch is absolutely enough to offset the carbon emissions from a standard vehicle right? Isn?t that what we were taught in grade school? This bumper sticker/bumper prop duo is a pretty funny set of things to see on the road. Well, done.
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The bumper sticker the people need, but not the one they deserve. What a legendary take on the classic ?COEXIST? bumper sticker. I think if I saw this one out on the street, I may just get out of my car and go knock on this guys window, just to ask if I can shake his hand. What a great bumper sticker.
We all know that one kid who is crazy book smart, but couldn?t find his way out of the driveway. Well, this funny bumper sticker is an ode to him. But about the dogs ? they?re getting so smart these days aren?t they! Have y?all ever seen a Blue Heeler go about his daily business? Heck, those thing are smarter than me, and I went to college! Anyways, good bumper sticker right here. Funny stuff.
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Did the car put this bumper sticker on or did the driver? Because it seems like something a hungry, underfed car that desperately wants some gasoline would do. We may never know the real culprit behind this funny bumper sticker, all we know is that it made us laugh. Well, done car/driver.
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Take a look at this one. This is what we call a conundrum, in common speak at least. You might confuse it with an oxymoron; it?s easy to see why. However an oxymoron is a comparison between two completely opposite things such as Little giant or jumbo shrimp. This is a conundrum couched in the form of a paradox. I guess it?s pretty existential when you think about it, even though the person that probably put this on the vehicle just thought they were being clever. Deep down inside them as a person of spiritual depth yearning to break free. All they have to do is pay attention. Nah, who are we kidding? They probably just hate bumper stickers.
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So yes, this is not an iPhone but it is still pretty clever. Other bumper stickers this person might have would probably include words such as ?don?t tap on glass?, or ?shaken not stirred.? This sticker is nothing more than reaching out to the inner tech geek that lives inside all of us. That?s right, if you have a smartphone, and we all do, then you have an inner tech nerd yearning to breathe. It?s embarrassing to let that person out at times, so to keep them satisfied, consider getting a bumper sticker like this instead. It?s an instant committal bond with other drivers on the road, since we all have phones, and a way to let your inner nerd play in a safe manner. By safe I mean you won?t embarrass yourself at a cocktail party trying to impress your friends with the latest game app you have downloaded on your phone. You can thank me later.
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The response to this bumper sticker might be, ?That was it?? Because, let?s be honest here, if you have a van like this there are probably much more than five hippies in there. There are three crowded up front just for starters. One is the driver and the other two serve as a switch off team between passenger and GPS navigator. Then, there are at least five in the back having some sort of random drum circle or strumming a guitar with horrible Kumbaya type songs to keep you company as you journey down the road. Finally, there are two or three asleep in the back. So if you only beat up five hippies to get this bus, then you need to check the inside again. There are a few more hiding.
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This one is a classic. If you grew up in the 80s then you remember this one well. It made your mom furious and your dad laugh. You probably wanted to laugh too, but weren?t allowed. Now, it has become common, yet is still considered to be a clever bumper sticker classic in the bumper sticker hall of fame. The funny thing is, I have met a few people who would fit this bumper sticker. I?m sure you have too. I now consider it to be a salutory roadway greeting, in California at least. In other states you might get jumped at a red light so be careful!
Okay, so we like this one. It shows how clever the owner is. Most of us would shell out cash to get our vehicle repaired. It would cost us a few thousand dollars. That?s what makes this pure genius. This guy has solved the whole problem, made his car look infinitely cooler and saved thousands of dollars by using a bumper sticker. How clever is that!
It?s people like these that you need on your team when things get dicey. They can solve a million dollar problem using only thousands. They can find the shortest path from A to B. The next time you find a car with a stickler similar to this, get to know them. It will come in handy!
This one is what we call ironic. I?m sure when he put this bumper sticker on his Jeep he never envisioned actually being in a position to read it correctly. But, as with all things in life, Murphy?s Law can sometimes come back to bite you in the rear end. For that reason, I would say it?s best to never own this bumper sticker. If you see it, avoid it like the plague and keep walking for good measure. It will keep your insurance premiums low in the long run. Trust me on that!
Do you have a runner in your family that loves to put running decals on the back of their vehicle? Well, why not respond with something like this! These are pretty clever and give a nod to the fact that there are other areas of life you can apply long distances too. Watching movies for instance, or eating cookies until you can?t move. The only thing I would change is the decimal point. If you?re going to eat .2 of a cookie, you might as well finish the whole thing. No sense in leaving a straggler. The same is true for watching movies. Don?t just watch 10%, push through to the other 90% and make that sticker read 14!
