An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping
mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but, especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and, then, slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father ?" The father
(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them into a small room. The walls then
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then,
the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous
24-year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his
son, "Go get your mother."
mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but, especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and, then, slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father ?" The father
(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them into a small room. The walls then
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then,
the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous
24-year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his
son, "Go get your mother."
