A young woman was talking to her priest about getting into heaven. The priest explained, " The Angels won't be happy with your drinking,drug use, and premarital sex"
A couple weeks later, the priest asked the girl how things were going. "Well, I quit drinking, I've stopped the drugs, but the other day, I bent over to get something out of the freezer, and my boyfriend lifted my skirt and had his way with me right there."
The priest said, "That won't make the Angels very happy."
The girl said, "It didn't make the people at Costco very happy either."
:nono:
A couple weeks later, the priest asked the girl how things were going. "Well, I quit drinking, I've stopped the drugs, but the other day, I bent over to get something out of the freezer, and my boyfriend lifted my skirt and had his way with me right there."
The priest said, "That won't make the Angels very happy."
The girl said, "It didn't make the people at Costco very happy either."
:nono:
