Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and if you charge him
enough for it, he'll spend the rest of his
life selling fish to pay off his student loans.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to call Domino's and you feed him
for a lifetime -- AND he'll get free cheesy bread.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he's always
asking to borrow your bass boat.
Give a man a fish, he has a meal.
Teach a man to fish, and you
both get out of work around the house
for at least a weekend, maybe two.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be too busy
fishing to realize you're banging his wife.
Give a man a fish and you feed him
for a day, but teach hundreds of men to
steal fish and give you a percentage...
WHOA! You could pretty much retire!
Give a man a fish and he'll say,
"Yo, bitch! Wassup wit da trout?!?"
At least that's what happened when I tried it.
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, feed him for a lifetime."
I bet if you gave a man a blue whale, and he
ate "real" slowly, you might be able to feed him
for a lifetime. But since a blue whale is
technically not a fish, I'd probably just give
up and point him toward Long John Silver's.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
But teach a man to eat worms and keep them down,
and he'll eat for a lifetime AND he won't have to deal
with baiting hooks and risking a nasty cut on his finger.
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day.
Teach him to fish and you've prett much wasted
his time unless he lives near water.
Give a man a fish, he won't go hungry for a day.
Take away the fish before he has chance to
eat it and you could send him into a pit of
depression and despair. How cool is that?
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
Get a man hammered on Jaegermeister at the company
Christmas party and you can talk him into eating
tropical fish from the reception room aquarium.
Teach a man to fish, and if you charge him
enough for it, he'll spend the rest of his
life selling fish to pay off his student loans.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to call Domino's and you feed him
for a lifetime -- AND he'll get free cheesy bread.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he's always
asking to borrow your bass boat.
Give a man a fish, he has a meal.
Teach a man to fish, and you
both get out of work around the house
for at least a weekend, maybe two.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be too busy
fishing to realize you're banging his wife.
Give a man a fish and you feed him
for a day, but teach hundreds of men to
steal fish and give you a percentage...
WHOA! You could pretty much retire!
Give a man a fish and he'll say,
"Yo, bitch! Wassup wit da trout?!?"
At least that's what happened when I tried it.
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, feed him for a lifetime."
I bet if you gave a man a blue whale, and he
ate "real" slowly, you might be able to feed him
for a lifetime. But since a blue whale is
technically not a fish, I'd probably just give
up and point him toward Long John Silver's.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
But teach a man to eat worms and keep them down,
and he'll eat for a lifetime AND he won't have to deal
with baiting hooks and risking a nasty cut on his finger.
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day.
Teach him to fish and you've prett much wasted
his time unless he lives near water.
Give a man a fish, he won't go hungry for a day.
Take away the fish before he has chance to
eat it and you could send him into a pit of
depression and despair. How cool is that?
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
Get a man hammered on Jaegermeister at the company
Christmas party and you can talk him into eating
tropical fish from the reception room aquarium.
