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flapjack

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Maybe this has been discussed ad nasium. But, I have not seen it and I have to get this off my chest. The Go Daddy commercial is the worst most disgusting peice of garbage I have ever seen. To be clear, its the one with all the people watching the game and the one smug, homo on the computer watching the go daddy Danica Patrick video.

First of all - That dude states "I used to watch the game......for the commercials". What a gay chick. You really invited some dude to watch football with and he runs over to your personal computer and like a chick he states that he would rather watch the commercials than the game? What kind of dude is that? He's hudled over the computer logging onto godaddy while you and your friends are watching the game? That guy is a friggin retard and the guy on the couch and those others he invited have to be asking why this guy was invited in the first place. Imagine the real world where you invite over friends and neighbors to watch the big game. You know the one dude that is 100% not cool? Yeah, that squirally fuk who isnt even watching the game. But instead is on the computer watching a girl in a bikini talking about how he doesnt watch sports. And no, not hardcore porn, this gomer is all jacked up about seeing a chick in a bikini. We've all seen (and gotten off to) vile, disgusting filthy porn but we watch it on our own time. How is this f'ing loser so excited by something is G rated? Has he never encountered the internet before? If this guy was invited over to my house and barged onto my computer to watch that shit, I would throw him through a plate glass window. What hole did he crawl out of? YET SOMEHOW HE TALKS TO THE CAMARA LIKE HES SUPERIOR TO US AND THE OTHERS IN THE ROOM. Amazing.

2nd point. There are attractive chicks over in the commercial. They are one of 2 things - 1) girls these guys hope to bang or at least impress. 2) Wives. If they are chicks they are hoping to make inroads on, then how in gods name is having some creepy guy looking at danica patrick on the computer going to help that out? This guy is a party killer plain and simple. In the real world, he would make the girls very uncomfortable and chase them right out the door.
If its wives - much worse. I'd be furious. I bring my wife over after much complaining about getting a babysitter, going to watch football instead of shopping or hiking or some such thing and then we walk in the door we were faced with some loser watching semi naked chicks on the computer and making a big deal about it. My wife would be uncomfortable. I'd be furious about the fact that I came over to drink and watch the game yet I'm dealing with my wife's uncomforableness that I would blow a fuse and elbow that idiot in the adams apple.

Yet somehow the creators of the commercial want you to think this guy is the cool guy and the guys watching the game on TV like normal human beings just don't understand. Un-f'ing-believable.
 

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Makes me sick!


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Well the number one goal of any commercial is for you to remember it.

Mission accomplished.





So you didn't like the commercial?
 

flapjack

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Actually after watching that particular cut that I linked, its not bad. I linked it without watching the whole thing. Thought it was the same one that is driving me crazy. Its the edited one without the hot chick and with extra heeps of that smug condesending douchebag that is all over my TV that drives me f'ing crazy.
 
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