Joke: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office . He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
 

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ummmmm ok this one missed me i do not get it that Golf pro died when it claerly says Good Bye DADDY

:shrug:
 

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Reminds me of the one...stop me if you heard it.

A guy is heading out of town for work. He has a cab pick him up at home to take him to the airport. As they are driving to the airport, the guy has a weird premonition that his wife is cheating on him. He tells the cabbie to turn around and go back to the house. On the way, he tells the cabbie that he suspects his wife. They get to the house and, sure enough, there's a strange car in the driveway. The guy goes quietly into the garage and gets his gun. He comes back out and tells the cabbie he wants him to come with him to confront his wife and her lover. The cabbie, hoping for a big tip, goes with.

They barge into the bedroom and there is his wife in bed with another man! The guy whips the covers off the two naked people and asks the wife for one good reason he shouldn't blow her lover's brains out. The wife says, "Well, to start with, the Bentley we have in the garage? He paid for it. Remember the trip to Europe you and I took last year? He paid for it. Your country club membership? Yep, he paid for that too." In shock, the guys looks at the cabbie and says, "What do you think I should do?" The cabbie says, "I think you should pull the covers back over him before he catches cold!"
 

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Reminds me of the one...stop me if you heard it.

A guy is heading out of town for work. He has a cab pick him up at home to take him to the airport. As they are driving to the airport, the guy has a weird premonition that his wife is cheating on him. He tells the cabbie to turn around and go back to the house. On the way, he tells the cabbie that he suspects his wife. They get to the house and, sure enough, there's a strange car in the driveway. The guy goes quietly into the garage and gets his gun. He comes back out and tells the cabbie he wants him to come with him to confront his wife and her lover. The cabbie, hoping for a big tip, goes with.

They barge into the bedroom and there is his wife in bed with another man! The guy whips the covers off the two naked people and asks the wife for one good reason he shouldn't blow her lover's brains out. The wife says, "Well, to start with, the Bentley we have in the garage? He paid for it. Remember the trip to Europe you and I took last year? He paid for it. Your country club membership? Yep, he paid for that too." In shock, the guys looks at the cabbie and says, "What do you think I should do?" The cabbie says, "I think you should pull the covers back over him before he catches cold!"

I think that's a true story, not a joke. lol
 

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Forget it. Now, let's get back to clangin' and bangin'. :toast:
Dead done bRO prices cut to 3.5 cents per lb n 4 cents on cast vs 12 and 14 when iwas doing it

Copper top clean romex max is $1.90 a lb when i did it we got as high as $3.15 a lb

Brass at one time was $2.10 - $2.25 a lb today lucky to get .90 cents

A huge AC the kind that run on 220 lines when all copper was stripped out from aluinum and the heavy condenser tank 70 lbs got you $9.80 alone total with steel weight and copper a lunium $125

SO after my old ford Van went kaboom i had to get reg car yeah it's costly full covergae $235 Payments $277 BUT delivering food pays way more than scrapping especially at franchises get $8 per hr and $1 delivery charge whic just about covers 2 mile deliveries some tip nice others do not tip grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr or only cents like the coin change .15 . 35 etc i say sure you don't want this cause it cost me .57 a mile to deliver to you.

BUT i never say any negative things no matter how many stiffs i get cause i know the others will make up for that some as high as $20 i got.

thats like 10 $2 tips at once.
 
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