> > Subject: Golf Joke:
> >
> >
> >
> > >Subject: Golf Story
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his
> > >ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow
> > >buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
> > >thrashing buttercups in
> > >the patch.
> > >
> > >All of a sudden . . . POOF!
> > >In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,
> >
> > >"I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
> > >buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn
> >
> > >the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for
> > >toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't
> > >have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
> > >
> > >THEN POOF!....there she was -- gone.
> > >
> > >After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
> > >
> > >"Fred, where are you?"
> > >Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pu ssy willows."
> > >
> > >Dave yells back......
> > >
> > >"DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
> >
> >
> >
> > >Subject: Golf Story
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his
> > >ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow
> > >buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
> > >thrashing buttercups in
> > >the patch.
> > >
> > >All of a sudden . . . POOF!
> > >In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,
> >
> > >"I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
> > >buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn
> >
> > >the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for
> > >toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't
> > >have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
> > >
> > >THEN POOF!....there she was -- gone.
> > >
> > >After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
> > >
> > >"Fred, where are you?"
> > >Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pu ssy willows."
> > >
> > >Dave yells back......
> > >
> > >"DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
