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> Golf Tear-Jerker!
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> A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope.
> He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
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> One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.
> He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
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> He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the
> sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
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> He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
> He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself?
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> I still have one good arm to do things with." He thought, "There goes a man
> with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life."
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> He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms.
> He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms
> and felt useless and was going to kill himself.
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> He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with
> one arm if the guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began
> dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.
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> He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
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> He said, "I'm NOT happy...
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> My balls itch."
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> Heart-warming stories like this just bring a tear to my eye.
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> Golf Tear-Jerker!
>
> A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope.
> He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
>
> One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.
> He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
>
> He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the
> sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
>
> He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
> He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself?
>
> I still have one good arm to do things with." He thought, "There goes a man
> with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life."
>
> He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms.
> He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms
> and felt useless and was going to kill himself.
>
> He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with
> one arm if the guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began
> dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.
>
> He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
>
> He said, "I'm NOT happy...
>
> My balls itch."
>
> Heart-warming stories like this just bring a tear to my eye.
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