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Betone

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I usually go out to play a round and have my cell phone non stop, every fucking body wants to call me and tell me shit that I should be concerned with. My blood pressure is usually high by the 3rd freaking hole. not tomorrow , I am gonna turn my phone off. Peace out :0008
 

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I havent swung the clubs once this year. Maybe I'll just wait to dust them off right before Gary and I whip Nole and Jack.......again. It's at least 15 years in a row now or something like that. :0corn
 

Betone

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I havent swung the clubs once this year. Maybe I'll just wait to dust them off right before Gary and I whip Nole and Jack.......again. It's at least 15 years in a row now or something like that. :0corn

That 3 iron from 210 yards out put our group 5 ft from the pin over water, and roll tide just walked away with nothing to say. :mj07: Priceless :toast:
 

Wineguy

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That 3 iron from 210 yards out put our group 5 ft from the pin over water, and roll tide just walked away with nothing to say. :mj07: Priceless :toast:

It took Bart a 3-iron from 210? Seriously? Makes no sense. Andy? Seems like a hard 8-iron or knock down 7 iron for you?

:popcorn2
 

ppabart

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It took Bart a 3-iron from 210? Seriously? Makes no sense. Andy? Seems like a hard 8-iron or knock down 7 iron for you?

:popcorn2

I play with inferior equipment from the 90s (not bullshitting) Ping Eye 2s (green dot). I know I sacrifice a ton of distance across the board. Just ask some of the guys I have borrowed a driver from in Knoxville. I hit new equipment 20 yards further I believe. I just don't play enough
 

IX_Bender

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I turn my phone off for the whole round. If you cannot take 4 hours away from it, then you need to prioritize. ANYONE who is on their phone/texting/messaging every hole doesnt get to play golf with me again. If I hear your shit once, its a warning. Multiple times, you get banned.



Emergency brain surgeons and rocket scientists you are not. Your kid threw up at school? Need to get diapers/milk on the way home? Have to discuss a wedding gift for Mr. and Mrs. Fuckface? I dont give a shit.

Theres no cameras or prize purse, Im here to relax and enjoy the round.
 

Wineguy

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Or that 3 iron was into a stiff breeze......

:popcorn2


:mj07:

Just kidding bud. I too, play with 10 year old Ping zings and just said this week that I am buying some "technology" in the next month. Any good irons for 54 year olds anyone can suggest to try?

:0008
 

Wineguy

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I turn my phone off for the whole round. If you cannot take 4 hours away from it, then you need to prioritize. ANYONE who is on their phone/texting/messaging every hole doesnt get to play golf with me again. If I hear your shit once, its a warning. Multiple times, you get banned.



Emergency brain surgeons and rocket scientists you are not. Your kid threw up at school? Need to get diapers/milk on the way home? Have to discuss a wedding gift for Mr. and Mrs. Fuckface? I dont give a shit.

Theres no cameras or prize purse, Im here to relax and enjoy the round.

Reputation for this man!!!!!!! :toast:
 

ppabart

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:mj07:

Just kidding bud. I too, play with 10 year old Ping zings and just said this week that I am buying some "technology" in the next month. Any good irons for 54 year olds anyone can suggest to try?

:0008

I honestly have no clue what's out there right now. Stuff changes every month it seems.
 

dunclock

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I have a 12 yr old driver that I carry 300 yards over water :SIB

Chuck ... 54? ...you need hybrids from 5 iron down :mj07:

or I have some Taylor Made irons with like 5 rounds in them the last 4 years for good price :shrug:
 

SixFive

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I turn my phone off for the whole round. If you cannot take 4 hours away from it, then you need to prioritize. ANYONE who is on their phone/texting/messaging every hole doesnt get to play golf with me again. If I hear your shit once, its a warning. Multiple times, you get banned.



Emergency brain surgeons and rocket scientists you are not. Your kid threw up at school? Need to get diapers/milk on the way home? Have to discuss a wedding gift for Mr. and Mrs. Fuckface? I dont give a shit.

Theres no cameras or prize purse, Im here to relax and enjoy the round.

True dat. I think it's ok to check it while riding in the cart or at the turn, but answering it, multiple texts etc, no way.
 

Full court press

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I turn my phone off for the whole round. If you cannot take 4 hours away from it, then you need to prioritize. ANYONE who is on their phone/texting/messaging every hole doesnt get to play golf with me again. If I hear your shit once, its a warning. Multiple times, you get banned.



Emergency brain surgeons and rocket scientists you are not. Your kid threw up at school? Need to get diapers/milk on the way home? Have to discuss a wedding gift for Mr. and Mrs. Fuckface? I dont give a shit.

Theres no cameras or prize purse, Im here to relax and enjoy the round.


This :0074
 
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