Good Bye.

[Felonious Monk]

CNN and ABC News are reporting that an asteroid the size of greater Los Angeles has been spotted and should impact earth in about 72 hours. I assume that those of you who are the least bit astrological-minded or who have seen "Armageddon" or "Deep Impact" know what this means. For the few who don't, it means that the chapter of earth's history when humans ruled is coming to a close. An ecological disaster the likes of which hasn't been seen on this planet since dinosaurs breathed is only hours away from becoming a reality. The end, the apocalypse is at hand...

Not really.

But if the above were true, what would you do for the last three days of your life? Would you continue to go to work everyday as you do now, as if nothing had changed? Would you go to your place of worship to make last-second ammends with your God? Would you huddle with your loved ones to await the end? Would you party "like it's 1999" even though it's already 2002?

Actually I'm not very interested in what you would do in that scenario. What I am interested in is why aren't you doing it now? Some of us DO have only three days left, even though we don't know it. Some may have three decades of life left, but in the big picture how much more time is that really?

We procrastinate, we throw away time just like we are Gods destined to live forever. We involve ourselves in petty arguments, we work to sell one more widget, we spend hour upon hour watching commercials and mind-numbing, time-killing entertainment that is not of much higher quality than the commercials that make it possible.

And then one day it's over.

What would you do if you knew that humanity had only three days left on earth? And more importantly why aren't you doing it now?

 

[buddy]

I would make a last ditch effort to retrieve my money from Aces Gold.

 

[yepitsme]

What I am interested in is why aren't you doing it now?

simple, most things i would do are illegal.


Monk is right; don't waste your life.

 

[fatdaddycool]

lmfao at buddy,

lmfao at buddy,

If I had three days to live? Well I would take an early lean to drugs and alcohol but that may cause depression due to impending death......Might fly to Cincinnati and shoot Haskell between the eyes......but I think I might spend it trying to convince Sarah Michelle Gellar to give me a good bye bang...if that didn't work I would go jam with the Stones......

 

[Felonious Monk]

LOL fatdaddy

Good answers....you have a great point also. Eddie is one person that I would seriously contemplate tripping up to Cincy just for the entertainment value of kicking his ass. I'm sure the experience would be overly gratifying.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Monk,

Monk,

I don't know id you have ever seen it but a rerunof Saturday Night Live...and Emilio Esteves was the host and they did a skit called "whatta ya bench". Anyway if you saw it that is the kind of beatin I would like to give him. The kind of beating where the police would say "what kind of animal would do this to another human being"...did youby chance see it.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Hi guys:

Just got back from church and thought I'd check in an see how all my new internet best friends are doin this fine mornin. Dr. Fat and money.... whats happinin... you guys wanna come visit... come on up.

Make sure you wear those cute cowboy boots with that rodeo belt buckle on your jeans. Gotta wear that ten gallon hat. Yeah I can see you two big galuts walking through Cincinnati's airport, the crack of monk's fat ass fallin out of his jeans as he waddles down the concourse, comin to visit little ole me.

You two boys would have the airport laughing in stiches. If y'all do come up here, rent your car from Avis, I hear they are renting pickups with gun racks so you can store your big ole guns when your traveling up I-75 to shoot little ole me.

I just hope the two of you can take time off from McDonalds to visit. You can sleep at my house. Maybe we could snuggle. You guys gotta be tired from helping those sheep over the fence. Is it true that everything is bigger in Texas to make up for your other shortcomings....as in..... how do you say it.......johnsons?

Can hardly wait for your arrival.
Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Monkey:

If that asteroid was heading toward earth I wouldn't just stand by like you dolts from Texas. I would do something about it. I would picket and organize. I would get everyone on earth to lean to the right.....excuse me.....left in order to throw the earth off its orbit and we would avoid that big rock from outer space.

Yes, monk my boy, I, Eddie Haskell would single handedly come up with a plan to save the planet, much like I did yesterday on another thread. I think its psychologically significant that you choose this topic after our little tete a tete yesterday. Looking forward to your Texas style ass whoopin.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Monkey brain:

Thanks for taking our conversation and making it your signature. I'm honored. Since you have a pretty good vocabulary when it comes to that part of the anatomy maybe you could enlighten me as to what the following terms mean: schlonger, main vein, third leg, unit, one eyed pocket monster, weiner, schwantz, pecker, dong, heat seeking missle, and blue veined diamond cutter.

I have a feeling they may refer to the male penis. Its either that or are they synonyms for Felonius Monk? Maybe both. You see monkey man, taking comments out of context in order to put your own spin on them reflects on your inadequacies, both physical and mental. You got me in stiches.

Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

Yes Eddie,

Yes Eddie,

but at least he gets them right!

 

[Felonious Monk]

Eddie,

You coming home from church only to once again bombard us with your tiresome stereotyping and lame smack instead of choosing to enjoy the day with your family is sad.

I guess your so-called "higher education" puts you in charge in what can or can't be said in here. Furthermore, you express how we, being mentally inept, should be splattered all over the wall for stating the highest degree of punishment of Andrea Yates yet your quick to create a bullshit characterization of us for speaking out.

Go back and read what I initially wrote and then read your characterization of me for suggesting she get the needle and then reconcile that with your latest position. Now who looks like the uncivilized moron?

That falsification of my position and attitude makes me angry. The opening of your first post is also inflammatory. I will match the toughness of my world view with yours any day, I just don't choose to inflate myself with repetitive tedious talk and assumed impatience with the pollyannas you invent.

The opening of your first post also crosses a boundary as far as I am concerned. You choose to (vainly) attempt to pigeonhole me to make it easier to assail my positions. It is insulting to me and intellectually cowardly of you. Think about which of us is the more predictable next time you start to type out a dissertation on what a savage world it is and how the rest of us poor dumbasses can't see it as well as you.

 

[dr. freeze]

well said Monk.....you can't even put into words anything with this guy because whatever you say is twisted so severely that it is pointless even attempting to say anything....

unreal how someone can come out of church on a Sunday morning and just start berating people like this....

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Morning FM:

Was wondering when you were gonna get up.

You and your ilk are growing quite tiresome and as indicated in another thread, my fingers are getting tired. With respect to your latest jibberish, I am not gonna be hopping all over the web rereading posts etc.

I know what I said and I know what you said. I took an anti-death penalty position to the Yates case. Not a popular view on this board. I also defended the legal profession against a direct and indirect attack by those who posted under your thread.

I used stereotypes of Texans the same way the quack used stereotypes of lawyers and the judicial system. Fire with fire? Can't you take it when its being flamed at you. You can sure do it to others but, now its getting a little hot isn't it my southern friend.

None of us were in the courtroom. none of us heard the evidence like the jury did. some people who post here think juries are selected from soem pool of people who are all crazy. sorry to burst that bubble, but juries are you, me, freeze, ryson, blue, fatdaddycool.... well....maybe not fatdaddycool and blue....

It appears to me that the jury selected a compromise verdict. they didn't want to let her off because she killed her children. however, i think they beleived she was nuts. God Almighty, she drowned her own children of course she was nuts. Please think about it from a civilization point of view.

This will get a lot of laughs on this board but, I am not a bleeding heart liberal. I just do not believe in state sponsored executions. You do, fine and I understand the reasons many people believe in the death penalty. Same with abortion and other controversial issues.

Best of luck to you,
Eddie

P.S. you could probably kick my ass. I'm a lover not a fighter. As a matter of fact, Dr. Freeze and I have a date next weekend in his cornfield. I'm bringing the stalks.

 

[Red Raider]

Since it is obvious that eddie's only true joy in life comes from pushing people's buttons on a forum. The best way to get rid of him is to use the Ignore User feature!

Do this everyone and he will move on!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Kinda like what I'm gonna do to you Red Raider.

Eddie

 

[Theboundbook]

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[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Book

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