Two buddies are getting very drunk at a bar.
Suddenly one throws up all over himself. "Oh, no!
My wife will kill me!"
His friend says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty
in your shirt pocket.
Then tell your wife that someone threw up on you and
gave you money for the dry cleaning bill."
They stay for another couple of hours and get even
drunker. Eventually the first guy rolls into home and
his
wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over
yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says,
Nowaitaminit, I can e'splain everything! Itsh not what
you think. I only had a couple drinks.
But this other guy got sick on me...he'd had one too
many and he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he
was very sorry an' gave me twenny bucks for the
cleaning bill."
"But this is forty bucks."
"Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot. He shit in my pants,
too!"
Suddenly one throws up all over himself. "Oh, no!
My wife will kill me!"
His friend says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty
in your shirt pocket.
Then tell your wife that someone threw up on you and
gave you money for the dry cleaning bill."
They stay for another couple of hours and get even
drunker. Eventually the first guy rolls into home and
his
wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over
yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says,
Nowaitaminit, I can e'splain everything! Itsh not what
you think. I only had a couple drinks.
But this other guy got sick on me...he'd had one too
many and he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he
was very sorry an' gave me twenny bucks for the
cleaning bill."
"But this is forty bucks."
"Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot. He shit in my pants,
too!"
