Good Luck to Clive

[Ian]

I am sure others will join me in wishing Clive and his good lady a happy wedding day this Friday - I had the pleasure of meeting up with them a few weeks back and they make a wonderful couple - well they would if only Jackie could get him away from his computer for 5 minutes
All the best and have a great day :toast:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Let me understand this correctly Ian. He met you and your wife and after experiencing 1st hand what marriage does to a man he is STILL going thru with marriage
Yours truly will be leaving for China and Philippines from 8-25 thru 9-3. Not taking my clubs but plan on getting in a few holes.

 

[Clive]

many thanks!

Will be keeping my eye on the PGA when allowed next week....also arranged for honeymoon to start after the Women's Open!

 

[Ian]

Hey Clive - you gonna turn on your ICQ - trip was cancelled!
DTB - in this thread I will also tell you that the patter of tiny cappers feet is due in January

 

[Monarch]

I'm far too young to be contemplating marriage but I wish you the best of luck Clive. Have a good one .

 

[Stanley]

Congratulations Clive

... and commiserations to yet another golf widow

 

[Stanley]

and congratulations Ian :toast:

It is truly a life-changing experience! :jump:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

WoW Ian You sure didn't waste any time.
Odds
-120 its a boy
-110 a girl
+240 Twins

Props
-130 Ian passes out in delivery room.

Clives Honeymoon:

Now the facts being Clive is big strapping man bout 6'4" and 240 lbs and wife is dainty bout 5 ft and 100lbs.
Honeymoon night comes and they are apprehensive as they have never slept together before. While unrobing Clive takes his shorts off,tosses to bride and says ,"Try these on" which she says ,"No way they are much to large" Clive says "Thats correct,lesson here is I where the pants in this family and from this day forward don't forget it."
She thinks a bit and throws her dainty panties to Clive and says "Put these on"Clive laughs and says "you know I can't get into your panties" She smiles and says,"thats right Clive and your not unless you have change of attitude."

P.S. Clive,its a myth that married men live longer,it just seems longer

 

[lostinamerica]

The wife and kids. It's tough to beat a full house.

Hearty Cheers to Clive and Ian!

 

[bettingmad]

Good luck to both Clive & Ian....

Clive,
I hope the poor girl has a friend to keep her company during the lonely & late Sunday evenings when the only hope of a climax in that house is the outcome of some play-off....

Ian,
DTB's "WoW Ian You sure didn't waste any time" must be something of an understatement with the last seven forum threads all started by a certain person! I hope I am not ejaculating prematurely when I say I bet the poor girl felt a bit rushed...

 

[Clive]

bmad, it's probably the one and only time the each way double would have cashed!