Grammys & Pink

[Felonious Monk]

After having to watch the Grammys with the spouse last night and being subjected to those four biotches shrilling out that lady marmalade song again, I reached the conclusion that Pink would be more likely to give you an STD than Carmen Electra.

What a skanky ho, she looks like she was turned out by the boys from Death Row.

And what's up with Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks? She came out wearing some kind of horse blanket looking like a lard ass again. I thought she was losing weight?

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Sorry dude But PINK is hot as hell in my book, I dig that slutty look she slings! But yeah you are right you would need a michelin to keep from getting any shit on you that she has! She's been had more times than the Flu!

And once again poor Natlaie needs me to come and see her for a month or so! I'll just bet I could work some of that fat off! the Old Bluemound Workout!

 

[gecko]

damn, Felonious! Just when I'm starting to dig that slutty, skanky ho Pink ya gotta bring up the STD stuff.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

STD's or not she's still hot as hell and even monk can't Taint that image!


I smell a picture or a long article coming up so you better get this party started!

 

[Felonious Monk]

OK wait, let me clarify something........

I sport major wood for Pink. I guess I'm just pissed knowing someone else is banging her and not me. Hell, even Christina Aguilera looked pretty damn hot.

But do they know any other song besides that fuhkin Marmalade?!?

 

[gecko]

They had to sing "Lady Marmalade" because that's the only way we'd get to see big-booty Patti LaBelle. Damn, has she been seeing Cher's doctor? Looks better than she did 25 yrs ago. Next year I hope we'll see Aretha Franklin with a low-cut dress on. Yowsahs!!

BTW why the hell does U2 have to win the rock Grammy seemingly every year? Aren't there OTHER worthy rock groups out there? Gimme a break. Also, not sure I'm ready to accept Billy Joel as a bald, fat, grey haired rocker. Fond memories of him from Glass Houses-era.

 

[yyz]

That's right, you dumb bitch........keep "rep-re-sentin"!!!! When they find your dumb ass tattooed with "caps" from some rival "hood boys", you can start making records with Tupac and Biggie!

Pink? She looks a little more on the grey side, to me.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Come on baby, hurt me! Let me Tap dat azz, while you slam on da rhymes! BEEEEAAAAATTTTCCCHHH

 

[Felonious Monk]

BEAUTIFUL

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I'd like to have the KEYS to that Ride! (crickets Chirping)

 

[hoyt]

 

[Juice]

Hey hoyt,

I thaught Grampa Simpson was the author of that poem

(you have to be a Simpsons fan to get that one)