A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of Cuervo. He puts them back one after the other as fast as anyone's ever seen.
The bartender says "Whoa buddy! You have to slow down or you're gonna kill yourself, drinking like that."
The guy replys "You'd be drinking like this too if you had what I have."
The bartender looks around slyly, leans in and whispers "Really? What do you have?"
To which the man replies in a whisper" seventy-five cents."
The bartender says "Whoa buddy! You have to slow down or you're gonna kill yourself, drinking like that."
The guy replys "You'd be drinking like this too if you had what I have."
The bartender looks around slyly, leans in and whispers "Really? What do you have?"
To which the man replies in a whisper" seventy-five cents."