H-K Contest Week 16 (Now more than ever!)

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A) Woodson is disgraceful. He has single-handedly accumulated -9 absentee points.:nono: :00x26

B) Muffin Baker and Shazam Fox led the way this week with perfect scores, pushing the field ever so much closer to mediocrity. Go team!:00hour

C) Mr. Mel has a lot more company at the foot of the table these days.:mj23:

D) Kramer's score has been adjusted. I still think he spends too much time praying to gods of flea-bitten mutts and playing with guns, but in this era of accomodation we will allow him his picks from 2 weeks ago that didn't make it to Jack's broken down site. I'll send an email to everyone so that they can have a backup when Jack's broken down website innevitably breaks down again.:mj13:

E) Stay focused as playoffs approach. There are far too many tragic stories about people who get themselves shot because they let up just a little bit or wander into the wrong contest thread wearing colors just days before the end of the season. I'd hate to see that happen to one of the HK.:SIB

Standings:

Wesis69 ..18 (28-16-1)
Smurphy ..9 (24-19-2)
Hippo ..4 (24-20-1)
Kramer ..0 (20-21-1)
Dunclock ..-1 (22-21-2)
Imfeklhr ..-4 (21-22-2)
Bjfinste ..-6 (18-26-1)
BadBone ..-12 (17-24-1)
Mr. Mel ..-13 (17-24-4)
Rolltide ..-14 (15-27-3)
Woodson ..-19 (14-20-2)

OVERALL: -38 (220-240-20) 47.8%


This week's stupid games...

Thursday (F*CK NFL NETWORK)

Pit -9
StL 43'

Saturday (F*CK NFL NETWORK)

Dal -10'
Car 43

Sunday

Cle -3
Cin 43'

GB -9
Chi 36

Hou 44'
Ind -7

KC 43'
Det -4'

Mia 45
NE -21'

NYG -3
Buf 32'

Oak 38'
Jax -13

Phi 47
NO -3

Was 40'
Min -6'

Atl 43'
Ari -10

NYJ 37
Ten -9

TB -6
SF 36'

Monday (ESPN sorta sucks, but not nearly as bad nfl network)

Den 47
SD -9

....no line for Sea-Bal yet...OK, here it is...

Bal 39
Sea -11
 
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Pit @StL over 43' double

Oak @ Jax over 38'
T.B. - 6

Getting some picks in early but may change if weather is an issue.
 
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Can I just make it a point that no-one mentions my name in this thread this week...

...I don't handle pressure well I'm afraid...and after the jovialities (it's a word now!) of last week, I went to water quicker than one of Dan Quayle's personal ice-caps...
...er, a bigger choke than Michael Hutchence's last orgasm...
...um, folded quicker than an origami instructor on speed...

Let's just say, be warned, or fear the cuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrsssssse!!!! ***


*** (And the curse I was thinking of goes something like: You $#$%ing #%^ *&$%ing, mother *$&#ing piece of *$&# $&$#. I hope you &$($ing #&$( ^@% the &#^$*er, and your $*%# &#^ing, (#$% loving, son of a #^@*, burn the *@^# in #&$^%ing @^%1*# #&*%&$ing @&$*!!!
...Cat-feesh? :cool:
 
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Race 1 Results
Joined Race Position ATS Picks O/U Picks All Picks Pct Wins to 150
10/16/07 33 109-77-2 35-34-3 144-111-5 56.47% 6
NFL NBA MLB NHL NCAAF NCAAB WNBA CFL Arena
12-12-0 31-23-1 4-1-0 51-37-2 13-15-1 32-16-1 0-0-0 1-7-0 0-0-0

Still have a shot at a prize. :0corn
 
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RickRock :mj07: :mj07: Freaking name


Race 2 Results
Joined Race Position ATS Picks O/U Picks All Picks Pct Wins to 150
10/16/07 351 102-95-1 28-19-3 130-114-4 53.28% 20
NFL NBA MLB NHL NCAAF NCAAB WNBA CFL Arena
13-11-0 26-25-0 2-2-1 53-38-2 12-17-1 19-18-0 0-0-0 5-3-0 0-0-0
Race 1 Results
Joined Race Position ATS Picks O/U Picks All Picks Pct Wins to 100
04/06/07 3030 24-20-0 4-7-0 28-27-0 50.91% 72
NFL NBA MLB NHL NCAAF NCAAB WNBA CFL Arena
0-0-0 6-7-0 7-14-0 10-4-0 0-0-0 0-0-0 0-0-0 0-0-0 5-2-0
 
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MrChristo said:
I went to water quicker than one of Dan Quayle's personal ice-caps...
...er, a bigger choke than Michael Hutchence's last orgasm...
...um, folded quicker than an origami instructor on speed...
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I'm pretty sure the Dan Quayle joke is about 15 years too old. We need a ruling from Imfeklhr before oficial judgement on the Hutchins joke. I'm learning towards allowing it only because you are Austrian and probably are descended from the same Scottish prisoner at some point. The origami joke would work better with a funnier modern drug - like meth. Meth is hilarious.

As for this notion that our praising of you caused you to have a losing week - I'm sorry but the main goal was to make kniefl lose, and that worked splendidly.

Geez, I heap compliments on Wiseass and he just keeps on winning. I thought you Austrians were at least as tough as those Leafy guys.:shrug: Tell you what, I'll get Mufin to wipe the crust from your eyes, we'll get you a nice bowl of chicken soup, and just follow my picks this week - that should get you back on track.:SIB
 
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bjfinste said:
Got a busy weekend ahead of me:

Bills x2
Steelers
Rams
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:nono: Don't you remember our discussion. You are NOT allowed to pick opposite sides of same game. If you don't fix this by tonites kickoff, there will be a problem.:0corn
 
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smurphy said:
:nono: Don't you remember our discussion. You are NOT allowed to pick opposite sides of same game. If you don't fix this by tonites kickoff, there will be a problem.:0corn
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:00x2

My impression during said discussion was that a decision had not been made, as there is no rule against it. It's all part of my grand scheme to springboard myself to the title, stunning Wiseass and the rest of y'all in the process. :00x23

Although I agree that a rule should be put in place not allowing this. Naturally, my plays are grandfathered in due to the fact that they were posted prior to any rule being made. But it's a good idea. :SIB
 
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I will not be bullied by Finster's courtrrom prowess and technical antics. You are grandfathered in for this week only simply because you are regarded as a "non-factor" in the contest at this point. ...That said, if Muffin and Kramer decide that you are breeching the code and intent of this contest to a severe degree, then they are procurred the right to determine your fate.
 
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smurphy said:
I will not be bullied by Finster's courtrrom prowess and technical antics. You are grandfathered in for this week only simply because you are regarded as a "non-factor" in the contest at this point. ...That said, if Muffin and Kramer decide that you are breeching the code and intent of this contest to a severe degree, then they are procurred the right to determine your fate.
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SMURPHY: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:

(trying to stay on Kramer's good side)

:mj23: :mj23: :mj23:

(and I know Hip-, er, "Muffin", likes dogs)
 
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Finster is drunk and posting. This could get good. ...Tell me what you think of Sherif Joe and that DA guy you were talking about last week...:0corn
 
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smurphy said:
Finster is drunk and posting. This could get good. ...Tell me what you think of Sherif Joe and that DA guy you were talking about last week...:0corn
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Just a little buzzed. Got back a little bit ago, and have no booze (at the moment, anyway) at home. And don't even get me started on those lowlifes Andrew Thomas, Sheriff Joe and The Maricopa County Gestapo. I think I actually referenced them in this thread a couple weeks back, figuring those guys were the reason the city of San Francisco alway stepped up to the plate when facing the Cards.
 
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