Kind of like how you're begging for attention right here? With you begging for attention like you always do, I'm guessing this is some type of metaphorical admission of your dick adoration issue?
So you're finally admitting you're a dick or like dick in real life? I guess it doesn't really make much of a difference does it?
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. We all knew you had a dick problem since you first logged in here under your first screen name. We all talked about an intervention, but we knew you had to want to give up the dick before you would ever listen. We both know you're not going to give up dick that easily, not the way you're going....... you're in it too deep and vice versa.
The sad thing is that now your dick obsession is not only killing you, it's affecting others around here. There's nothing left to stuff but the nuts now fake hank. Most of us have quit trying help. Unfortunately, there's no "corner" to slide your lips to and break the seal. I'm afraid your always going to be all about the dick, it's just your nature. Have you thought about a Transgender come out like Caitlyn? Maybe lose a couple hundred pounds, get something sexy from Lane Bryant. Maybe change your name to Yank William's Peter?
I don't know what made you laugh so hard, of course I jest, we all know. You're a small petty little pustule that lacks imagination, intelligence, and integrity so you're extremely easy to read and predict. Too bad you can't actually join any leagues on here, being that you'd have to give up your email address and whatnot.
Hope this helps,
FDC
