Had it all

[Cricket]

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I got out of prison."

 

[The Joker]

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I got out of prison."

Good one, Cricket.



Hey Scrap, I just found a solution to all your problems!

 

[hammer1]

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I got out of prison."

Did you ask what he was in for ??

 

[Bub]

Did you ask what he was in for ??

He ran a glory hole booth up in Newark , New Jersey. the whole operation got busted

 

[Sportsaholic]

Let's get the following questions out of the way before you know who asks:

1) Has anyone every been homeless?
2) Has anyone every been to prison?
3) Has anyone ever came up to you on a park bench and asked stupid questions?

 

[REFLOG]

1) Has anyone every been homeless? No
2) Has anyone every been to prison? No
3) Has anyone ever came up to you on a park bench and asked stupid questions? No, but it seems to happen alot on the interweb lately

 

[Bub]

Let's get the following questions out of the way before you know who asks:

1) Has anyone every been homeless?
2) Has anyone every been to prison?
3) Has anyone ever came up to you on a park bench and asked stupid questions?

Homeless not yet i have been fortunate

Prison? No i am a christian

3.) Yes

 

[hammer1]

Let's get the following questions out of the way before you know who asks:


3) Has anyone ever came up to you on a park bench and asked stupid questions?

Park Bench..No but get asked for spare change daily gas stations supermarkets almost any where.
People with homeless signs... prob 5 6 7 daily always at intersections w stoplights. Always 1 or2 at the off ramp to the casino.

 

[hammer1]

He ran a glory hole booth up in Newark , New Jersey. the whole operation got busted

Your a Christian and know all about Glory Holes....Interesting .

 

[Blitz]

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I got out of prison."

A couple of problems, inmates don't have internet & don't know of any prisons with a pool, other than that nice joke. :0074:0008

 

[Scrapman]

Good one, Cricket.



Hey Scrap, I just found a solution to all your problems!

OK Joker wats up with this


what solution and i only have one problem btw

 

[hedgehog]

Let's get the following questions out of the way before you know who asks:

1) Has anyone every been homeless? Nope
2) Has anyone every been to prison? I know 4 people in jail for life and one that got the needle a few years back
3) Has anyone ever came up to you on a park bench and asked stupid questions? I haven't sat down on a park bench in years

Hope this helps

 

[yyz]

A couple of problems, inmates don't have internet & don't know of any prisons with a pool, other than that nice joke. :0074:0008

Kettle Moraine in Wisconsin had a pool for many years.

 

[Blitz]

Kettle Moraine in Wisconsin had a pool for many years.

Good to know... :0008

 

[Riff-Raff]

A couple of problems, inmates don't have internet & don't know of any prisons with a pool, other than that nice joke. :0074:0008

Your joking about the internet, right?

 

[Blitz]

Your joking about the internet, right?

Well I'm a Correction Officer in Massachusetts & I know they don't get Internet there. :mj13:

 

[Riff-Raff]

Well I'm a Correction Officer in Massachusetts & I know they don't get Internet there. :mj13:

You must be special. Half the inmates in California have cell phones, or access to one. How do they get them? Corrections Officers bring them in.

 

[Blitz]

You must be special. Half the inmates in California have cell phones, or access to one. How do they get them? Corrections Officers bring them in.

Never said I was special wise guy. Yeah, like any large business you will get bad staff, but not just officers, nurses, counselors, volunteers etc. Will lug contraband.

 

[Wineguy]

Your a Christian and know all about Glory Holes....Interesting .

First thought of mine as well, and says it in the same thread

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[hammer1]

Kettle Moraine in Wisconsin had a pool for many years.

To get a pool in a correctional institution Ya haf ta go to Sweden. Inmates live in 3 BR homes have strippers over once a week and conjugal visits are permitted. Plus free Porn..... Can I get arrested ????..