Handicapping the Memorial

[LA Burns]

Haven't had time to snoop around and not sure I'll get to today, but I think the key to capping this year's Memorial matchups is to look for the biggest whiners in regards to the gap-toothed rakes for the bunkers - this was a big deal to many last year and I'm sure some of the PGA Tour's finest puscies are howling at the moon once again

If I have the time tonight, I will search for quotes from Memorial entrants to see just who is whining the loudest, make a list of the whiners, and pick and choose who to fade from that list - haven't even looked at the field but it probably wouldn't be hard to guess which guys are crying loudest

If anyone else has any info in regards to this situation I would appreciate the input

As always, good luck to all in the Golf Forum this week

LA Burns

 

[LA Burns]

Not much in the media in regards to previous post, but found one I REALLY like this week

Furyk -120 vs Singh

Vijay played across the pond last week and has had mixed results at Murfield, including a t-38 and a MC in his last 2 - Singh not very good at taking his foot off of the accelerator and this is not the best course for that type of mindframe

Furyk meanwhile a past champion at Jack's place and seems to be rounding into form after a tough start to '07 - have a feeling he'll be hitting from the short grass a lot more often than Vijay this week and with the penal rough that will be a problem for the Fijian

Will be playing this for a dime

GL - LA Burns

 

[abc]

Seems pretty solid. Vijay played well last week and i dont think jetlag is that big of factor. Tiger has been all over the US the past 2 weeks. I dont expect him to come out that sharp. It seems like a really tough week this week. No injury news. Everyone has about the same course record. No one is really that hot. Good Luck

 

[LA Burns]

Robert Allenby, presumably from last year:

Predictably, the pros didn?t take long to start complaining. "This is the best-groomed golf course, and I can't believe they would do the bunkers like this," said Robert Allenby. "It already was hard to get the ball tight. I don't think anyone likes it who is playing this tournament."

Well of course no one likes it Robert!! - these are guys who complain when Par 5's are turned into Par 4's for Open layouts - it's a Par 4 for everyone you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

5 units decrepit Immelman over whiny Allenby

Also noticed that Maggert called the situation "A Mickey Mouse move" last year - do these guys know they are referring to f'ing Jack Nicklaus????? Makes me f'ing sick - my book has no matchups with Jeff though

GL - LA Burns

 

[abc]

lmao. :mj07: Oh well.. if you dont like the bunkers don't hit into them. Immelman hasnt played that well of late. Robert and Stuie have been MIA since the players.. so im not sure how their games are. Good Luck LA.. if you are really bored and want to tail a play. head over the lpga section :SIB go to asapsports first and read annikas quotes.

 

[Cie]

I have Furyk @ -110 over Vijay, but my out does not have any Allenby or Maggert matchups. Too bad, as I like your fade the pu$$ies angle.

GL:weed:

 

[Cie]

I added:

Choi -120 over Pampling

 

[abc]

Yea the Choi over Pampling fit a lot of my categories, just Pampling has been playin well of late. Good Luck. Byrd is so explosive.. just not sure if he can ever keep it up 72 holes

 

[LA Burns]

Thanks Cie - gl to us

abc - gl to you in all of your wagers this week as well

LA Burns

 

[abc]

Robert Allenby, presumably from last year:

Predictably, the pros didn?t take long to start complaining. "This is the best-groomed golf course, and I can't believe they would do the bunkers like this," said Robert Allenby. "It already was hard to get the ball tight. I don't think anyone likes it who is playing this tournament."

Well of course no one likes it Robert!! - these are guys who complain when Par 5's are turned into Par 4's for Open layouts - it's a Par 4 for everyone you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

5 units decrepit Immelman over whiny Allenby

Also noticed that Maggert called the situation "A Mickey Mouse move" last year - do these guys know they are referring to f'ing Jack Nicklaus????? Makes me f'ing sick - my book has no matchups with Jeff though

GL - LA Burns

Nice triple on the last hole by robert :SIB

 

[LA Burns]

While we were fading pu....ies I'm not quite sure why we didn't unload against Davis "No Love" the III

 

[abc]

Robert Allenby, presumably from last year:

Predictably, the pros didn?t take long to start complaining. "This is the best-groomed golf course, and I can't believe they would do the bunkers like this," said Robert Allenby. "It already was hard to get the ball tight. I don't think anyone likes it who is playing this tournament."

Well of course no one likes it Robert!! - these are guys who complain when Par 5's are turned into Par 4's for Open layouts - it's a Par 4 for everyone you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

5 units decrepit Immelman over whiny Allenby

Also noticed that Maggert called the situation "A Mickey Mouse move" last year - do these guys know they are referring to f'ing Jack Nicklaus????? Makes me f'ing sick - my book has no matchups with Jeff though

GL - LA Burns

Nice day 2 for ya pimp.. :clap: Holla at a playa

 

[LA Burns]

Not too sure Allenby liked the way 18 set up.....double-double to miss the cut by 1 after tripling 18 yesterday

No Love III finishes dead last - lol

Thanks abc and gl - LA Burns

 

[LA Burns]

Furyk with 3 misses from 5 ft in through 11 holes on Sunday - ffuucc.....

 

[LA Burns]

and just as Vijay is knocking in a 23 footer for birdie on 15 Furyk misses YET ANOTHER putt from 8 ft and walks away with bogey on 12