WOMEN AND SEX (humorhwy.com)
70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the
last year while 60% of female non-smokers had none.
Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmos may
have 5 times as many lovers as typical women.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as
those who don't.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by
the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a
bachelor's degree.
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral
sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
National birthrates rise and fall with the height of
heels.
In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of
unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during
ovulation.
Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to
be less achievement oriented.
White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60%
more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those
who live with both parents. The percentage is much lower
for black girls.
Women who lost their virginity before their 18th birthday
are likely to be twice as sexually active as women who
don't.
Atheists, non Christians and Jews are tend to be more
sexually active than practicing Christians.
Women who have spent a night in jail are almost 50% more
likely to have had more than 10 lovers in the past year
than women with no criminal record.
Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first
date.
Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or
Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
Black women are 50% more likely than White women to
come every time they have sex.
White women, especially those with a college degree,
are the most receptive to anal sex.
20% of women who live with their boyfriends have more
than one sex partner.
So, put it all together and:
A 1/4 Aussie/1/4 Latino/1/4 Black/1/4 White Atheist with
a Ph.D., wearing a low neckline and high heels during
happy hour in a swanky bar, smokes, has a criminal
record, reads Cosmo and Barbara Cartland, and who lived
with her single mom! Shouldn't be too hard to find.
70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the
last year while 60% of female non-smokers had none.
Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmos may
have 5 times as many lovers as typical women.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as
those who don't.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by
the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a
bachelor's degree.
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral
sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
National birthrates rise and fall with the height of
heels.
In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of
unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during
ovulation.
Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to
be less achievement oriented.
White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60%
more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those
who live with both parents. The percentage is much lower
for black girls.
Women who lost their virginity before their 18th birthday
are likely to be twice as sexually active as women who
don't.
Atheists, non Christians and Jews are tend to be more
sexually active than practicing Christians.
Women who have spent a night in jail are almost 50% more
likely to have had more than 10 lovers in the past year
than women with no criminal record.
Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first
date.
Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or
Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
Black women are 50% more likely than White women to
come every time they have sex.
White women, especially those with a college degree,
are the most receptive to anal sex.
20% of women who live with their boyfriends have more
than one sex partner.
So, put it all together and:
A 1/4 Aussie/1/4 Latino/1/4 Black/1/4 White Atheist with
a Ph.D., wearing a low neckline and high heels during
happy hour in a swanky bar, smokes, has a criminal
record, reads Cosmo and Barbara Cartland, and who lived
with her single mom! Shouldn't be too hard to find.
