cheeky young whippersnapper :fingerc:
where's all my pressies??
Thought no-one loved me until I saw Jack's welcome back.
Man, I go away for 2 weeks and this whole place changes on me
Any chance of a Charles Bukowski or Henry Rollins avatar ??
How You Know It's Time to Return to MadJacks:
a) You just about pee yer pants on a Wednesday arvo lazing in the sun on Bowentown beach when you realise the NZ Golf Open starts tomorrow morning. Yep, that same NZ Open that Stanley provided u with a 100-1 outright winner last year. And u ain't had a bet for 10 days. And u have no web access. And u break into a cold sweat and scour the remote holiday town of Waihi Beach - population: 237 holiday makers including 21 lustful young teenage beauties :brows: , 82 in-bred locals and four goats - for a computer. A certain individual at the Waihi Beach Holiday Park will be receiving from Anders this week a healthy cheque from Stan's golden 25-1 play on Craig Parry
b) While your wife shops for shoes two days before u return to work, you see a pair of trainers with the brand name Forza on the tongue and turn to said spouse and two kids and yell excitedly "Hey, Antonio.... " and then realise just how pathetic u look :moon:
Damn it's good to be back :drinky: should only take about eight months to learn how to drive this new machine
