Happy Friday....a little golf humor

[Wineguy]

Choose Your Caddy wisely:

Ten Best Caddy Responses:


Number 10

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


Number 9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."


Number 8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?

Caddy: "Yes....... you miss the ball much closer now."


Number 7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually."


Number 6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so......that would be too much of a coincidence."


Number 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a

distraction"

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."


Number 4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "It's very good - but, personally, I prefer golf."


Number 3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."


Number 2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."


And the Number 1 Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."


Bonus

A Golfer has been slicing off the tee at every hole. He finally gives up and

asks his long suffering caddy:

Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems?"

Caddy: "There's a piece of s#%t on the end of your club."

Golfer: He picks his club up and cleans the club face.

Caddy: " . . . the other end."

 

[zoomer]

Golfer: Can you see what I'm doing wrong?
Caddy: Yes, you're standing too close to the ball........AFTER you hit it.

 

[dunclock]

Chuck you will appreciate this one. We were playing at this nice private Arnold Palmer signature course outside Nashville. One of my buddies is notorious for taking 2-3 full swings with divots for practice swings. He is an 18hdcp and probably a 25 on this course so all the practice swings aint helping anyways. They have beautiful zoysia fairways and you know when you hit crisp irons they take up some pizza slice divots. about the 3rd or 4th hold this cart rolls up on our group and calls over the member ... he comes laughing back to the group and says "Bill they asked if you would quit taking practice swings". One of the groups behind us called in and said someone was tearing up the course and not with their score :142smilie