Boo! Did I scare ya?
Great stuff, fellas. A joke I can tell and a costume I can make. I'm all set!
Here are a coupla tips from Bovinia what might help you and yours have a safer and more enjoyable time tonight.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Don't fool around with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
If you're running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you happen to be a dame.
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
Do not take ?anything? from the dead.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice that is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
Be patient. There is no need for pushing and shoving. It?s Halloween, for cryin? out loud! There?s plentya boos for everyone!
And finally . . . don?t you dare bet on the pinstripes. Ya see what I?m sayin??
Have fun everybody!
