All jokes aside a guy that works for me now used to live in Arizona, Tucson to be exact. Well when he first came to work for me we went to luch, the waiter brought out our Burgers, well they had Mayonaise on them, he through a damn fit. I asked him why, and he told me. If any of you fellas ever ate a sandwich with Mayo on it from a cerain little deli out by the "mines" You got a load sandwich!!!! He used to whack it into the Mayo of customers that would piss him off! I almost fired him but he works on cars now, as you can probably guess I don't ever ask him to pick up lunch for me!!! Sick Bastids!!!!