help--I'm looking for software for tracking wagers (database, I presume)

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Looking for something where I can track my performance with the obvious splits,
sides vs totals, and
money line, spread, parlays, teasers, etc,
not to mention that I follow and bet on mlb, nfl, ncaa football, nhl and nhl,
not to mention the occasional shot at European hockey, soccer, and others.

I was considering trying to keep stats by hand, but that seems so 20th century,
not to mention impractical, considering my betting tendencies.

Any help would be groovy.

 

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my several google searches were swing-and-a-miss

Not even sure what a decent, programmable database might be.
I grabbed a copy of 'Spread32'--a very simple spreadsheet--but I am totally inexperienced with spreadsheets and my patience is not a virtue.
I remember programming my own databases, in Basic, on an Apple II+ way back, circa about 1982 plus or minus. It's making my current cluelessness even more disconcertinglike.

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crap...unless a miracle occurs, I need to learn some complicated database software, programming in my desired fields and 'programming' whatever calculations I want done.

I've heard and/or read about people using software to keep track of their bets, a few times this century, but Hendrix only knows what happened to those memories. Only thing that makes sense is that custom-designed database idea, which has to be easier than sin if one knows what they're doing.

Maybe somebody can recommend a solid database or spreadsheet program for this.
cheers
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