Help me out here, I'm not from around here!

[Bluemound Freak]

Allright, I let the Monkster take care of my team last night because as you know I was trying to get some honey on my cracker if you catch me! Well I don't know much about Baseball except that it is slow and the Braves are good sometimes, well 2-4 whatever.

Here is what I need the help with! Are these players any good?


Stats: Season | Last Month | Last Week | Today
POS PLAYER EDIT OPP STATUS H/AB R HR RBI SB AVG
C Kendall, Jason (C, LF-Pit) COFUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
1B Cox, Steve (1B-TB) 1BUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
2B Abernathy, Brent (2B-TB) 2BUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
3B Ventura, Robin (3B-NYY) 3BUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
SS Larkin, Barry (SS-Cin) SSUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
OF Guerrero, Vladimir (RF-Mon) OFUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
OF Jones, Andruw (CF-Atl) OFUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
OF Anderson, Garret (LF-Ana) OFUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
Util Posada, Jorge (C-NYY) CUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
Bench Lopez, Felipe (3B-Tor) 3BUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
Bench Richard, Chris (RF, CF, DH, 1B-Bal) 1BOFUtilBench - -/- - - - - -
Pitchers Stats: Season | Last Month | Last Week | Today
POS PLAYER EDIT OPP STATUS IP W SV K ERA WHIP
SP Buehrle, Mark (SP-CWS) SPPBench - - - - - - -
SP Smith, Bud (SP-StL) SPPBench - - - - - - -
RP Anderson, Matt (RP-Det) RPPBench - - - - - - -
RP Lawrence, Brian (SP, RP-SD) SPRPPBench - - - - - - -
P Dempster, Ryan (SP-Fla) SPPBench - - - - - - -
P Duckworth, Brandon (SP-Phi) SPPBench - - - - - - -
P Suppan, Jeff (SP-KC) SPPBench - - - - - - -
Bench Veres, Dave (RP-StL) RPPBench - - - - - - -
Bench Sullivan, Scott (RP-Cin) RPPBench - - - - - - -
Bench Hentgen, Pat (SP-Bal)


Help me out guys and I'll let you know more about last night:brows:

 

[kevinmac_99]

IMO....I thin kthe only positions you ned to work on are 1b and 2nd base...Looks like your pretty solid other than that.....Hope this helps bro!!!

P.S......Get all those those hillbilly's by the bay to work bro...If I can hear them they aint workin'!!!!!

LOL

KMAC

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Allright Allright Allright!!!! Party at the Moon Tower!


Well Kevin you held up your end of the deal now it is my turn! Last Night like I said earlier yesterday I was to be set up on a kind of blind date with this "supposed" Hot Chick, hell I was even braggin to Monk on the phone! Well I get over to the house where I am to meet this girl and not only is she a hour or so late when she ran up in there she was a bit of a snoot! Not snobby, but she just would not talk to me! I mean I said so you in school, yeah, So you majoring in Computer Science, yeah, What Kind of music do you like? All kinds I guess!!!!!! Well Rainman K-mart is Fuhkin Closed, I mean shit I tried everything I could to get this girl to talk but NOOOOOOO, So I figured Fuhk it I'll have a few beers, chat with my buds and check some scores! Well I leave the room and she starts saying all this chit about me being good looking and she would like to go out and I'm like well hell thanks for telling me, damn I aint in High school no more! So about this time her friend busts up in the place and I'm like damn she's hot! Been jogging, no makeup, sweaty clothes,just in dissarray heading to the tanning bed! But Damn I mean Damn She was hot!!!!!!! So I started inquiring, the next thing I know her friend( the original chick) bolts out the door says bye and tells my friend to give me her phone number! Oh a rainy day! but I thought Boooooshit I want that other hottie! So next thing is next and I'm going to play golf with a soon to be Plastic Surgeon!!!!!!!! yup she's loaded and is gonna be a doctor!

My buddy was like........."your a lucky bastard two chicks slobbering over you in one night"......... I said well I'm still going home alone! But Man when I got that message off of here like a halftime pep talk I almost Let one fly, that was funny as hell! I feel like if it had not had been for the Jacker's I would have been left out in the cold! I dig the fact that when a brother is in need of a little advice I can count on you guys! Thanks for the Nookie Possie!


In need of help

BLUE!

 

[Felonious Monk]

Wait, so you still ended up with the hot chick? BONUS.

No matter what you do, DO NOT piss off the other chick. You don't have to necessarily call her but if you happen to run into her again, throw her a compliment about her hair or something. Remember, everything gets back to a girl through her best friend and nothing makes a girl feel better about their mate than positive vibes from coming from her chatterbox friend (unless you're Ron Jeremy). They can sometimes be obstacles in the match, just play it right.

Let us know how the golf trip goes. Let her win also.

 

[ryson]

Blue,

Next time you hook up with a comp-sci major that won't talk ask her to explain a b-tree (binary tree) ANYONE who is majoring in comp-sci should be able to explain it. Granted it may not mean anything to you but it will get them talking. Pose the question as such, "I have heard about a binary tree, what is it"? Granted that is not your normal pick up line, but if they are truly a comp-sci major they should be able to explain it and will show that you have some insight into what they are majoring in. A good follow up question is: "Is that in Pascal, C, C++ or java"? From there you could discuss the contrast between procedural and object oriented programming.


gl

 

[Bluemound Freak]

No offense Ryson, but I believe I'd Rather Jerk Off!

 

[ryson]

LMFAO

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Now I should Apologize right now for that! You see the plastic Surgeon gig will be right up my alley, because she does boobs and such, butt implants, these are my favorite topics, boobs and ass! So you see that is why I would say such a thing!

 

[ryson]

doctor=$$$$
programmer=$$$

Just use the credo: I may be easy, but I'm not cheap

 

[pplargo]

Hey BlueMound-

Saw that you posted about some golf on another thread.
Just let me know when you want to go since I'm just down the street from you

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Gonna play this weekend, but if youdon't have nice boobs pplargo, I am propabaly gonna ask you to wait till next weekend!


Couple of guys that are on here play golf and are in our area! So we can get it together and play here in a couple of weeks!

Oh BTW Nice plays last night!

 

[fatdaddycool]

No offense Ryson, but I believe I'd Rather Jerk Off!

should be doing that regularly anyway, somewhat like an exercise program

Next time you see her forget all the binary tree stuff ask her if she wants to nail...if no..then ask if she likes pizza!