Here at Papa Johns ~
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Contact (walk-ins welcomed):
Papa John's International, Inc.
P.O. Box 99900
Louisville, KY 40269-9990
Papa John's International, Inc.
P.O. Box 99900
Louisville, KY 40269-9990
here at Papa Johns (At the pappa johns store)
we believe you should (everyone at papa johns thinks)
enjoy a sub par pizza (eat a crappy pizza)
as everything dear to you (anything that has meaning to you)
crumbles (disintegrate, collapse)
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Did someone actually eat Papa John's Pizza while everything dear to them crumbled? If not, this makes absolutely no fucking sense, which is why Joker was confused and Jaxx fully endorsed it.
Yes! Someone actually did eat a Papa John's Pizza (pepperoni and anchovies) while something dear to them crumbled. May I add, it was not only dear but NEAR and dear.
Said the pizza patron, "I had just bought two Famous Amos Chocolate Chip cookies and I had them in a brown paper bag placed next to me while I was eating my crappy Papa John's pizza. After finishing that second-rate, so-so pizza, I reached into the bag and whaddyaknow?..................
Crumbs!!! A brown paper bagful of crummy crumbs!
I was hopelessly forlorn. I was so much looking forward to those chocolate chip cookies, only to have my hopes dashed to pieces (crumbs). So to answer your question....Yes, someone did have a sub par Papa John's pizza while something dear to them crumbled."
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I endorsed nothing. I do not eat at Pappa Johns. I like Mama Q's and Pappa Murphy's.
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