Hey Bluemound
- Thread starter Felonious Monk
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Clarify a Midget! Do you mean a short Chick or like a full on Dwarf? I mean I would go as far as say 4'3" or so, Oh hell what does she look like?
Why do you ask? What Have you heard? Didi you see the Pictures?
Details!!!!
Why do you ask? What Have you heard? Didi you see the Pictures?
Details!!!!
No, but like Billy said, Freaky Monky in college I blacked out a couple of times and ain't real sure what might have went on!
Like this one time, Me and a friend of mines Mom( yes she went through a divorce and went back to college to get her chemistry degree ) got real hammered one night while my friend was out of town. Well as the night went on and we got about as legally drunk as possible without resulting death, I got ready to go home, got this thing about slepping over with a friends mom you know!, So I asked her to take me home! Well I remember getting in the car and that's it! Well I woke up the next morning on my couch with my pants down around my ankles, a empty beer can in my hand and a half eatin Krystal Burger in my hand and the rest of the bag strown all over my house! Now this is really strange sounding I know! But turns out I passed out on the way home and she helped me inside, well I told her I had to pee and she helped me to the bathroom and then to the couch! Well Obviously I never pulled up the old drawers before sitting down to eat and pass out. I felt like a dork calling up my friends mom , who is a hot SOB I might add, Why my pants were down and I was on my couch with a half eatin sandy and an empty beer! She told me the story and reminded me that nothing happened with a sly snicker that I still have yet to figure out. Maybe she realized that I was drunk and took advantage of a 21 year old stud or maybe I just was that drunk and thought it would be fun to string me along who knows, She does!!!!!!!
So you can see why I might ask why! ( Tales of Humor from the Bluemound, not to be taken seriously but it is a true story! )
Like this one time, Me and a friend of mines Mom( yes she went through a divorce and went back to college to get her chemistry degree ) got real hammered one night while my friend was out of town. Well as the night went on and we got about as legally drunk as possible without resulting death, I got ready to go home, got this thing about slepping over with a friends mom you know!, So I asked her to take me home! Well I remember getting in the car and that's it! Well I woke up the next morning on my couch with my pants down around my ankles, a empty beer can in my hand and a half eatin Krystal Burger in my hand and the rest of the bag strown all over my house! Now this is really strange sounding I know! But turns out I passed out on the way home and she helped me inside, well I told her I had to pee and she helped me to the bathroom and then to the couch! Well Obviously I never pulled up the old drawers before sitting down to eat and pass out. I felt like a dork calling up my friends mom , who is a hot SOB I might add, Why my pants were down and I was on my couch with a half eatin sandy and an empty beer! She told me the story and reminded me that nothing happened with a sly snicker that I still have yet to figure out. Maybe she realized that I was drunk and took advantage of a 21 year old stud or maybe I just was that drunk and thought it would be fun to string me along who knows, She does!!!!!!!
So you can see why I might ask why! ( Tales of Humor from the Bluemound, not to be taken seriously but it is a true story! )
Me and a friend of mines Mom
Ahhhhhhh! So the "Bluemound" refers to the pubic region of the woman you date?
Ahhhhhhh! So the "Bluemound" refers to the pubic region of the woman you date?
The perfect woman: 3 feet tall, with a head that's flat on top...............so you have some place to put your beer.............
Ahh yes Blue, MILF's!
I was in high school. Summer before my senior year. We always swam over at this guy's house in the neighborhood. Big pool. And a pool house. His mom was HOT. Fake teets and stairmaster legs--I'm getting wood right this second thinking about her in her white one piece, tan body dripping in oil. . .
. . .Anyway, there were about 8-10 people over there one day. A mix of guys and girls, swimming, laying out, etc. So the mom comes down and joins us. In about two minutes every guy had to "tan their back" because of tents being pitched.
So people get to swimming and horseplay. There's some chicken fights, lots of water being splashed around. The hot mom gets in the pool to not really join in on it--she was a class act--but to cool off. Well I'm leaning up against the wall and the horseplay kinda pushes her into me.
Next thing I know her soft ass was pressing against my half erect pud. People were still paying around, nobody seemed to notice either. I heard her chuckle and then she swam off like a graceful swan to the other side of the pool.
From that moment on, she was the first MILF that I really wanted to do. We went to this guy's house about 3-4 times a week just to see her and it was never a dull moment.
Anyone else have a good MILF story?
I was in high school. Summer before my senior year. We always swam over at this guy's house in the neighborhood. Big pool. And a pool house. His mom was HOT. Fake teets and stairmaster legs--I'm getting wood right this second thinking about her in her white one piece, tan body dripping in oil. . .
. . .Anyway, there were about 8-10 people over there one day. A mix of guys and girls, swimming, laying out, etc. So the mom comes down and joins us. In about two minutes every guy had to "tan their back" because of tents being pitched.
So people get to swimming and horseplay. There's some chicken fights, lots of water being splashed around. The hot mom gets in the pool to not really join in on it--she was a class act--but to cool off. Well I'm leaning up against the wall and the horseplay kinda pushes her into me.
Next thing I know her soft ass was pressing against my half erect pud. People were still paying around, nobody seemed to notice either. I heard her chuckle and then she swam off like a graceful swan to the other side of the pool.
From that moment on, she was the first MILF that I really wanted to do. We went to this guy's house about 3-4 times a week just to see her and it was never a dull moment.
Anyone else have a good MILF story?
yyz?
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She was only 42 at the time, she was 16 when she had my friend! I need not say this again but she was hot as hell for a 42 year old woman and liked us young uns!
Now it might be Blue, Idon't know because I did not Touch her, It was just an odd situtation that me and a bottle of Jack Daniels got into! But I know that she had blonde hair on her head and all of her kids do to! Now I know that one of em is a true blonde!
yyz?
She was only 42 at the time, she was 16 when she had my friend! I need not say this again but she was hot as hell for a 42 year old woman and liked us young uns!
Now it might be Blue, Idon't know because I did not Touch her, It was just an odd situtation that me and a bottle of Jack Daniels got into! But I know that she had blonde hair on her head and all of her kids do to!
Now I know that one of em is a true blonde!MILF
MILF
You know I really don't have any MILF Stories of my own, but that does not mean that there are not any around!!!!
My longstanding Girlfriend in high school and college was probably, No she was the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on! and she came by it naturally! Her momma was hot as hell!
Well She and my ladies daddy got a divorce when she was 12 and we started dating when whe was 14 and I was 16( dated till I was 22 ) I had heard the rumors around town that she had given up the booty to a lot of younger guys! her momma of course! Well After dating for a couple of months I got the proof that I had been searching for!
Came home late one night from your typical dinner and a movie high school fling! And a strange car was outside! It was a car that was strange to it's surroundings but not to my knowledge of who's who by there car!!!! I knew who's car it was, precariously placed half way down the block. Well That was it, I knew the rumors of my girlfriends mom and one of my associates that had graduated from high school just one year prior was true!
She came out and greeted us with this deer in the headlights look of guilt! Yep she was busted! Being Naive as she was her daughter never supspected a thing, and being the gentleman that I am I never even said a word, although now I know where she inherited her bedroom tactics from.WOWWWWW!
But the forementioned friends mom I know was nailed several times by two of my other friends, not at the same time but you know couple of days apart!
Monk, did you ever get to check out that chuckle from the pool! I would have had to came by and checked up on that one, Even if I was having to cut class or something! There is no hornier creature on this planet than a Disgruntled housewife! Especially when the prey is about 20 years younger than they!
Used to go down to Seaside wioth buddies just hunting for this stereotypical female and they would always be so drunk you would have had to wheel them out of the Red Bar in a Cart!
MILF
You know I really don't have any MILF Stories of my own, but that does not mean that there are not any around!!!!
My longstanding Girlfriend in high school and college was probably, No she was the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on! and she came by it naturally! Her momma was hot as hell!
Well She and my ladies daddy got a divorce when she was 12 and we started dating when whe was 14 and I was 16( dated till I was 22 ) I had heard the rumors around town that she had given up the booty to a lot of younger guys! her momma of course! Well After dating for a couple of months I got the proof that I had been searching for!
Came home late one night from your typical dinner and a movie high school fling! And a strange car was outside! It was a car that was strange to it's surroundings but not to my knowledge of who's who by there car!!!! I knew who's car it was, precariously placed half way down the block. Well That was it, I knew the rumors of my girlfriends mom and one of my associates that had graduated from high school just one year prior was true!
She came out and greeted us with this deer in the headlights look of guilt! Yep she was busted! Being Naive as she was her daughter never supspected a thing, and being the gentleman that I am I never even said a word, although now I know where she inherited her bedroom tactics from.WOWWWWW!
But the forementioned friends mom I know was nailed several times by two of my other friends, not at the same time but you know couple of days apart!
Monk, did you ever get to check out that chuckle from the pool! I would have had to came by and checked up on that one, Even if I was having to cut class or something! There is no hornier creature on this planet than a Disgruntled housewife! Especially when the prey is about 20 years younger than they!
Used to go down to Seaside wioth buddies just hunting for this stereotypical female and they would always be so drunk you would have had to wheel them out of the Red Bar in a Cart!
MILF
MILF
I have seen many MILF's in my time, but the true story comes out about a GILF. A GILF you say... A Grandmother, this woman was so attractive i didn't know what to do with myself. Her dentures were as white as fresh snow, her girdle fit her like a glove. her frosty hair made me want to run my hands through her hair, but it kept falling out. Even though she was 88, u know the saying, the older the berry the sweeter the juice. God, i'm getting excited just thinking of her. I'll never forget her cleavage, between it, her bellybutton. Oh memories!!!!
MILF
I have seen many MILF's in my time, but the true story comes out about a GILF. A GILF you say... A Grandmother, this woman was so attractive i didn't know what to do with myself. Her dentures were as white as fresh snow, her girdle fit her like a glove. her frosty hair made me want to run my hands through her hair, but it kept falling out. Even though she was 88, u know the saying, the older the berry the sweeter the juice. God, i'm getting excited just thinking of her. I'll never forget her cleavage, between it, her bellybutton. Oh memories!!!!
wareagle...
wareagle...
...so do fat women, but you don't see me jumping on them, do ya??? LOL
wareagle...
wareagle said:What's the problem Monk, Old women need lovin' too!
...so do fat women, but you don't see me jumping on them, do ya??? LOL
