Hey, Dumbass!

[yyz]

Florida man mauled by tiger at zoo.

Supposed to be cleaning the shitters, but decided to climb over the safety barrier, and stick his arm in the enclosure to pet the kitty.

Managed to call the cops, who had to kill the tiger for being a tiger. Just once, I'd like to see them shoot the idiot in this scenario.


https://finance.yahoo.com/video/man-air-lifted-hospital-tiger-045917167.html

 

[The Joker]

Great footage. That cop and the medics are awesome!

 

[MadJack]

Great footage. That cop and the medics are awesome!

I was on the edge of my seat. Awesome footage! Glad I waited through the 45 minutes of commercials.

 

[yyz]

Were you expecting them to show you the mauling?

:mj07:

 

[MadJack]

Were you expecting them to show you the mauling?

:mj07:

:lol:

Not sure what I was expecting.

 

[yyz]

They had his 911 call on the news.

"I'm being attacked by a lion!!!"

:mj07: