Hey Eddie!
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Hello Texas:
Been around, busy filing frivolous lawsuits against anyone and everyone I can think of that could possibly line my ambulance chasing pockets with silver or gold. Will chime in here and there when you fascist, nazi, goose-steppin, bush-lovin, conservative, unwitting destroyers of our great country, dolts get to far outta line.
God save America and Al Gore,
Eddie
Been around, busy filing frivolous lawsuits against anyone and everyone I can think of that could possibly line my ambulance chasing pockets with silver or gold. Will chime in here and there when you fascist, nazi, goose-steppin, bush-lovin, conservative, unwitting destroyers of our great country, dolts get to far outta line.
God save America and Al Gore,
Eddie
I want to join the Eddie Haskell fan club too, because my other fan club membership is ready to expire 
Dynomar:
Membership is limited and by invitation only. To break bread with the great Ed, you must be politically moderate, understanding, intelligent, appreciate what lawyers do to maintain the prinicples upon which this country was founded and last, but not least, continue to fight those who would undo, undermine and destroy our freedoms (namely republicans, conservatives, members of the christian right, insurance company employees, bankers and any other member of corporate america) which our forefathers fought and died for over the past 250 years.
If you qualify, please submit your application and a non-refundable $1,000.00 application fee to the undersigned. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Eddie
Membership is limited and by invitation only. To break bread with the great Ed, you must be politically moderate, understanding, intelligent, appreciate what lawyers do to maintain the prinicples upon which this country was founded and last, but not least, continue to fight those who would undo, undermine and destroy our freedoms (namely republicans, conservatives, members of the christian right, insurance company employees, bankers and any other member of corporate america) which our forefathers fought and died for over the past 250 years.
If you qualify, please submit your application and a non-refundable $1,000.00 application fee to the undersigned. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Eddie
Eddie,
Absolutely outstanding to have you back. Your absence has made me realize how much I truly value it! I will say this though, your inputs are clever although somewhat contrived, still sometime your topics wear thin. Only as far as stereotypes, of course, your obvious wit has not gone unnoticed by myself and others, however, you are mistaken about a few things. I am not a conservative nor do I believe ~F. Monk is. I voted for Gore. I am presently a labor union officer and handle disciplinary and contractual disagreements on a daily basis. As far as
Your pal,
FDC -the smooth skinned bush lover
Absolutely outstanding to have you back. Your absence has made me realize how much I truly value it! I will say this though, your inputs are clever although somewhat contrived, still sometime your topics wear thin. Only as far as stereotypes, of course, your obvious wit has not gone unnoticed by myself and others, however, you are mistaken about a few things. I am not a conservative nor do I believe ~F. Monk is. I voted for Gore. I am presently a labor union officer and handle disciplinary and contractual disagreements on a daily basis. As far as
goes, I am not quite sure what goose steppin is, is it like cow tippin? How and when do you goose step? Does the Goose bite penetrate your scaley lawyer skin? Bush-lovin, I cannot deny. I love bush. Have you never tried it before? Are you co*k-lovin? I would hazard to guess, that you are not. My reasoning being this, you are a lawyer therefore incapable of "lovin" anything besides your self. How is the weather up there in Ohio? Has business slowed now that the streets are free from snow and such? Less car accidents? Oh well, good chatting with you, I am quite sure you are busy doing something really important so I will let you go. Hey by the way are you going to the MJ's Super Bowl party in Vegas next year? Would like to meet you. We can all get together and have a drink, or kiddie cocktail if you wish.
Your pal,
FDC -the smooth skinned bush lover
FDC:
Did not mean to intimate that all who post on these boards are affiliated with my favorite punching bags.... the republicans, etc. As a matter of fact we all probably have a mix of right, left and moderate views on topics. By way of example, I, the great Eddie, do not believe in abortion on demand as many democrats and, for that matter, republicans do.
I am glad to see that you represent workers against the evil oppressors. I will excuse your lack of knowledge concerning "goose-steppin" since I, myself, at one time did not know what a Johnson was. Goose-steppin is the straight leg march the nazi soldiers utilized in WWII. By the way, too bad more of us Ohioans and Texans didn't vote for Gore.
I would like to go to the party next year as long as it does not conflict with the 2003 tree-hugging convention scheduled for Portland. Peace love dove.
Eddie
Did not mean to intimate that all who post on these boards are affiliated with my favorite punching bags.... the republicans, etc. As a matter of fact we all probably have a mix of right, left and moderate views on topics. By way of example, I, the great Eddie, do not believe in abortion on demand as many democrats and, for that matter, republicans do.
I am glad to see that you represent workers against the evil oppressors. I will excuse your lack of knowledge concerning "goose-steppin" since I, myself, at one time did not know what a Johnson was. Goose-steppin is the straight leg march the nazi soldiers utilized in WWII. By the way, too bad more of us Ohioans and Texans didn't vote for Gore.
I would like to go to the party next year as long as it does not conflict with the 2003 tree-hugging convention scheduled for Portland. Peace love dove.
Eddie
Eddie, I don't have much time as I am at work. I just wanted to say nice to see you around! Stop by anytime and say hello. And when you do Bring us a nice topic for a change.
Your Pal,
Bluemound Freak!
Your Pal,
Bluemound Freak!
Eddie, Eddie, Chit you got those right-es all lined up. Well at least the far right. Hang on to your money. Put it in a jar in the back yard. Bush is going hunting a few more countries soon. So forget about the economy, education, health, and just about everything else. Soon we will feal like Israel. A bomb waiting on every corner. I only hope Bush is smart enough who to really attack. But hey is dad was not the brightest lite on the corner. So we shall see. And yes Eddie a independent I am. Dam glad of that.
Good to have some of your wit with us.
Good to have some of your wit with us.
Hey Blue and DJV:
Look forward to checking in a little more often and making the regulars here a little more enlightened. Wheres that scum sucking, anal, tumbleweed, quack from Kansas and that frozen, know-it-all, popsickle from Fon du Lac? They still around?
Been busy suing cops and the city of Cincinnati for the riots going on over here. Havin lots of fun doin so. Remember boys and girls always question authority, its the American way.
Good to be back,
Eddie
Look forward to checking in a little more often and making the regulars here a little more enlightened. Wheres that scum sucking, anal, tumbleweed, quack from Kansas and that frozen, know-it-all, popsickle from Fon du Lac? They still around?
Been busy suing cops and the city of Cincinnati for the riots going on over here. Havin lots of fun doin so. Remember boys and girls always question authority, its the American way.
Good to be back,
Eddie
Holy Chit Eddie your cooking. Go a little easy now and then so you don't get put in the dog house. You know we all need a laugh now and then. Becareful playing cops and robbers. Some times in those big cities it's hard to tell witch is witch.:shrug:
I'm still here, and it's still Fond du Lac. Tell me what topic you would like to be humiliated over, and I'll pop in to administer the beating.
Are you heading up to Butler County this weekend, to get away from it all? I'm sure you are burnt out from working all week, and helping at the gay pride rally last weekend, in old "Sin"cinnati!
Let sleeping dogs lie, kownslur.
Are you heading up to Butler County this weekend, to get away from it all? I'm sure you are burnt out from working all week, and helping at the gay pride rally last weekend, in old "Sin"cinnati!
Let sleeping dogs lie, kownslur.
Dear Toronto:
Your local knowledge is somewhat scarry. How, pray tell, does an intelligent, worldly, cosmopolitan gentleman like yourself from You du Lac know about Butler County, Ohio? What is there in Butler County?
Back to the topic at hand, how about gambling. I've realized that I have a problem with it and began to recently attend GA meetings. I'd like to begin a discussion of problem gambling since this is a gambling site. Or is this too close to home for some of you?
Eddie, in recovery.
Your local knowledge is somewhat scarry. How, pray tell, does an intelligent, worldly, cosmopolitan gentleman like yourself from You du Lac know about Butler County, Ohio? What is there in Butler County?
Back to the topic at hand, how about gambling. I've realized that I have a problem with it and began to recently attend GA meetings. I'd like to begin a discussion of problem gambling since this is a gambling site. Or is this too close to home for some of you?
Eddie, in recovery.
hey Eddie,
just how many people do you think are gonna understand your Toronto reference to yyz? my guess is that even half the Toronto won't understand it, and less than 10% of the US citizens.
(just got back from a wonderful vacation to Toronto a couple of days ago, will post later)
actually, not even home yet, in Iowa till tomorrow to visit with my father for father's day.
just how many people do you think are gonna understand your Toronto reference to yyz? my guess is that even half the Toronto won't understand it, and less than 10% of the US citizens.
(just got back from a wonderful vacation to Toronto a couple of days ago, will post later)
actually, not even home yet, in Iowa till tomorrow to visit with my father for father's day.
Eddie,
I see you lurking up there Eddie, are you looking for fodder for your next personal attack?
FDC-The voice of Reason
I see you lurking up there Eddie, are you looking for fodder for your next personal attack?
FDC-The voice of Reason
Hello Ms. Mamma:
Prior to the members of this board realizing how damn smart I am, I mistakenly referred to the lac ing one as being from Toronto due to his computer name. I assumed, erroneously, that picking the computer name "yyz" must have been intentionally chosen by him as indicating he was from Toronto (since, as you know, the airline code for Toronto is "yyz").
I was summarily repremanded, insulted and banished to intellectual no-mans-land (no gender bias intended) by the lac ing one and his minions for mis-identifying his home town. After being thrashed and trashed by y for my error, I realized he was from Fond dew lac, Wisconsin and not Toronto, Ontario.
I apologize to the y man for mistaking that he was from such a hellhole like Toronto instead of his true origin of that cosmopolitan, intellectual center of the universe in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
Eddie
Prior to the members of this board realizing how damn smart I am, I mistakenly referred to the lac ing one as being from Toronto due to his computer name. I assumed, erroneously, that picking the computer name "yyz" must have been intentionally chosen by him as indicating he was from Toronto (since, as you know, the airline code for Toronto is "yyz").
I was summarily repremanded, insulted and banished to intellectual no-mans-land (no gender bias intended) by the lac ing one and his minions for mis-identifying his home town. After being thrashed and trashed by y for my error, I realized he was from Fond dew lac, Wisconsin and not Toronto, Ontario.
I apologize to the y man for mistaking that he was from such a hellhole like Toronto instead of his true origin of that cosmopolitan, intellectual center of the universe in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
Eddie
FDC from FWT:
I am shocked and appalled. I do not make personal attacks. You scum-sucking, low-life, southern, hillbilly.
Eddie, the big Johnson
I am shocked and appalled. I do not make personal attacks. You scum-sucking, low-life, southern, hillbilly.
Eddie, the big Johnson
Thanks for the laugh Eddie. But what the hell is FWT? Do you mean FTW? Are you dyslexic (sp?)? That would be perfect.......a lawyer that can't read well. You remind me of Zoolander. You should open a center for lawyers who can't read good, maybe train in a more worthwhile profession, like security or something..enjoy the weekend
FDC-The Mentor
FDC-The Mentor
FDC from FWT:
In response to your query.....
F= Fort ( a fortified place occupied only by troops and surrounded with such works as a ditch, rampart and parapet)
W= Worth (having monetary or material value)
T= Texas (a water flushed bowl and seat and is used for defacation and urination).
Eddie, the instructor
P.S. I am dyslexic not.
In response to your query.....
F= Fort ( a fortified place occupied only by troops and surrounded with such works as a ditch, rampart and parapet)
W= Worth (having monetary or material value)
T= Texas (a water flushed bowl and seat and is used for defacation and urination).
Eddie, the instructor
P.S. I am dyslexic not.
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Darn we are haveing some hard ball fun again. It gets to love festy sometimes. God to let it hang alittle.
