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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
McDonalds new sandwich called the McJackson
40 Yr old piece of meat shoved in between two 12 yr old buns
40 Yr old piece of meat shoved in between two 12 yr old buns
News Alert ***Lance Armstrong stripped of title
French officials have found illegal substances on him while leaving the country. Listed items are
1. Soap
2. Deodorant
3. Shampoo
4.Toothpaste
French officials have found illegal substances on him while leaving the country. Listed items are
1. Soap
2. Deodorant
3. Shampoo
4.Toothpaste
A woman with small breasts goes to the doctor and asks who she can get bigger without surgery.
Doctor Smith tells her to rub her chest every morning and say "Scooby doobie doobie, I want bigger boobies"
She does this for a while and it seems to be working. One morning, she is really late for her plane, and after sitting down she realizes that she forgot her morning ritual. She has seen some progress, so she says to herself, phuk it, and starts in...
"Scoobie doobie doobie, I want bigger boobies"
The guy in the seat next to her says, "Oh, you must be a patient of Dr Smith's"
The woman says, "yes I am, how did you know that?"
He replies, "Hickory, dickory dock....."
Doctor Smith tells her to rub her chest every morning and say "Scooby doobie doobie, I want bigger boobies"
She does this for a while and it seems to be working. One morning, she is really late for her plane, and after sitting down she realizes that she forgot her morning ritual. She has seen some progress, so she says to herself, phuk it, and starts in...
"Scoobie doobie doobie, I want bigger boobies"
The guy in the seat next to her says, "Oh, you must be a patient of Dr Smith's"
The woman says, "yes I am, how did you know that?"
He replies, "Hickory, dickory dock....."