Dallas Cowboys...my prediction
Midway through a very frustrating season, Jerry Jones becomes the next Woody Hayes, runs out on the field and tries to slug/choke an opponent.
The opponent, 6'6'/265 lbs, turns Jones upside down and slams his head in the ground. Jones stiffens. Referrees have a huddle and decide to use the upside down Jones as the yard marker for the remainder of the game.