Short and to the point
Sometimes you are so angry that you don?t want to waste time explaining why you are angry, because it simply makes you more mad. This note is so perfect in how simply it sums up the situation. There is no wiggle room here. You aren?t going to argue your way out of the point that this person is trying to make. Take an extra minute and park your darn car right, it?ll make everyone else in the area much happier as a result ? and you won?t get notes like this on your windshield.
Helen Keller deserves better
This is the ultimate note of rage. This looks like it happened right outside of a hotel, and maybe that?s why this person got their discount hotel rooms via online hotel booking, but we?ll never know for sure. The person who left this note had to have been seething with rage but still more than capable of finding paint and leaving a witty bit of banter. We?ve never seen someone call out Helen Keller during a parking dispute, but it seems pretty on point here.
Learn to park, rich dude
This note goes straight for the jugular as they instantly bring up their handicapped grandmother. The Blue BMW, who is allegedly rich, is purportedly taking up multiple primo spots in the parking lot. What if the letter writer had their handicapped grandmother over for a visit? Her death, presumably from the long walk, would surely be on his shoulders. So go take those parking lessons, you could save a life
:142smilie
:11jackson
Clever Jack
Jack is the sort of guy who looks for a hotel reservation online during a busy event only to cancel the booking at the latest possible date, leaving people without a room. We can?t argue against Jack?s efficiency when it comes to ducking a ticket but we have to shake our head at this very lame move. At least leave an email or a fake phone number! Leave at least a little hope for them to cling to.
:00hour
Some things just hurt to read
We can laugh when we see tickets piling up on someone else?s car but we probably wouldn?t be quite so happy if it happened to us. Here a very heartbroken person pleads with the parking cops to stop pegging them for the same ticket, over and over. You can?t help but feel immediate pangs of sympathy as this person is clearly doing their best and still getting buried in debt.
The bottom below rock bottom
We imagine that the owner of this car wrote this note while sitting in their dimly lit, one bedroom apartment. Maybe they are heating up a cheap frozen dinner while getting ready to wake up early in the morning for their crappy job. Even if the backstory is sad we can?t help but laugh at how they responded to someone breaking into their vehicle. ?Thanks for checking anyway?. My sides are currently in orbit because of my laughter.
No ticket please
It?s a polite way to request a police officer to give you a second chance, but it clearly didn?t work here. If you find that your door is frozen shut then you had best figure out a way to get in. cities thrive on parking tickets and they certainly aren?t going to pass up on the opportunity to get you one. Just don?t pour hot water into the seams as that will lead to more freezing. We?re sure smarter people than us can give you the advice that you need.
No ticket please
:00hour
Let?s see how this plays out!
You have two ways to react when you mess up royally. You can immediately cop to your mistake and try to make amends or you can double down (I.E. pull a Donald Trump) and blame the world for your failures. Now we?ll never know if the note writer in this picture is actually right or not but it is pretty gutsy to call out the other guy when you hit his or her parked car. Either way we?re impressed that he actually left his real phone number ? assuming it is real, of course. Either way this should lead to some fun popcorn.
:0corn
:firing:
:scared
An Appeal to us All
Listen, sometimes you have to go when you have to go. This person clearly hit one of those Red Alert moments where they had to choose between a wrecked pair of pants or a potential ticket. We are impressed that they had the time and foresight to actually put a note on their windshield. We are also of the mind that we wouldn?t want to be caught with this kind of note on our windshield. This actually makes us think of a pretty cool prank to pull?
:mj12:
Sometimes you are so angry that you don?t want to waste time explaining why you are angry, because it simply makes you more mad. This note is so perfect in how simply it sums up the situation. There is no wiggle room here. You aren?t going to argue your way out of the point that this person is trying to make. Take an extra minute and park your darn car right, it?ll make everyone else in the area much happier as a result ? and you won?t get notes like this on your windshield.
Helen Keller deserves better
This is the ultimate note of rage. This looks like it happened right outside of a hotel, and maybe that?s why this person got their discount hotel rooms via online hotel booking, but we?ll never know for sure. The person who left this note had to have been seething with rage but still more than capable of finding paint and leaving a witty bit of banter. We?ve never seen someone call out Helen Keller during a parking dispute, but it seems pretty on point here.
Learn to park, rich dude
This note goes straight for the jugular as they instantly bring up their handicapped grandmother. The Blue BMW, who is allegedly rich, is purportedly taking up multiple primo spots in the parking lot. What if the letter writer had their handicapped grandmother over for a visit? Her death, presumably from the long walk, would surely be on his shoulders. So go take those parking lessons, you could save a life
:142smilie
:11jackson
Clever Jack
Jack is the sort of guy who looks for a hotel reservation online during a busy event only to cancel the booking at the latest possible date, leaving people without a room. We can?t argue against Jack?s efficiency when it comes to ducking a ticket but we have to shake our head at this very lame move. At least leave an email or a fake phone number! Leave at least a little hope for them to cling to.
:00hour
Some things just hurt to read
We can laugh when we see tickets piling up on someone else?s car but we probably wouldn?t be quite so happy if it happened to us. Here a very heartbroken person pleads with the parking cops to stop pegging them for the same ticket, over and over. You can?t help but feel immediate pangs of sympathy as this person is clearly doing their best and still getting buried in debt.
The bottom below rock bottom
We imagine that the owner of this car wrote this note while sitting in their dimly lit, one bedroom apartment. Maybe they are heating up a cheap frozen dinner while getting ready to wake up early in the morning for their crappy job. Even if the backstory is sad we can?t help but laugh at how they responded to someone breaking into their vehicle. ?Thanks for checking anyway?. My sides are currently in orbit because of my laughter.
No ticket please
It?s a polite way to request a police officer to give you a second chance, but it clearly didn?t work here. If you find that your door is frozen shut then you had best figure out a way to get in. cities thrive on parking tickets and they certainly aren?t going to pass up on the opportunity to get you one. Just don?t pour hot water into the seams as that will lead to more freezing. We?re sure smarter people than us can give you the advice that you need.
No ticket please
:00hour
Let?s see how this plays out!
You have two ways to react when you mess up royally. You can immediately cop to your mistake and try to make amends or you can double down (I.E. pull a Donald Trump) and blame the world for your failures. Now we?ll never know if the note writer in this picture is actually right or not but it is pretty gutsy to call out the other guy when you hit his or her parked car. Either way we?re impressed that he actually left his real phone number ? assuming it is real, of course. Either way this should lead to some fun popcorn.
:0corn
:firing:
:scared
An Appeal to us All
Listen, sometimes you have to go when you have to go. This person clearly hit one of those Red Alert moments where they had to choose between a wrecked pair of pants or a potential ticket. We are impressed that they had the time and foresight to actually put a note on their windshield. We are also of the mind that we wouldn?t want to be caught with this kind of note on our windshield. This actually makes us think of a pretty cool prank to pull?
:mj12:
