Hippo-Kramer Contest WEEK 5 (belly laugh)

[smurphy]

Stupid Raiders. Everyone who won with SD should donate their points to charity.

This week's +4's are ahjoah and cie grant. I am not amused and assume you will both make up for it by tanking this week. This week's humiliating failures are Bad Angel, ppabart and Happy Hippo - who managed to talk herself out of a -1 and into a -4.

There are now just 3 original HK'ers in positive terrotory. Special accolades to Mr. Mel, who broke into the green for the first time in his 10 year handicapping career (dog years of course).:mj23:


ripken 5 8-3-1
ahjoah 5 8-4
Cie Grant 5 7-4-1
baby_johnson 5 7-5
jabberw 4 8-1
SixFive 4 8-4
rolltide 4 8-4
Madjack 4 8-4
gmroz 4 8-4
Kramer 4 8-4
Sponge 4 7-5
BBC 3 7-5
TheBoys 2 6-5-1
WayneW 2 6-5-1
Agent 1 7-5
trolln4w 1 7-5
Mr. Mel 1 6-6

Wesis69 0 7-5
Morris 0 6-6

ppabart -1 6-5-1
badangel -1 6-6
dunclock -1 6-6
smurphy -1 6-6
Hippo -2 5-7
imfeklhr -2 5-7
MrChristo -2 4-7-1
bjfinste -3 5-6-1
badbone -3 4-8
Toledo -3 4-8
woodson -4 4-5



The Payouts:
Regular season winner: $280
Overall winner: $280 (may or may not be same person as regualr season winner)
Last place (must play every week on time): Free admission
Highest ranking player not in the money: Free admission
Everyone Else: -$20

 

[smurphy]

TEN -3
BAL 33

SEA 43
NYG -7

WAS 42'
PHI -5'

SD -6'
MIA 45

CHI -3'
DET 44'

ATL -
GB -

IND -3
HOU 47

KC 38'
CAR -9'

TB 47'
DEN -3

BUF 44'
AZ -1

NE -3
SF 41

CIN 44
DAL -17

PIT 36
JAX -4

MIN 46'
NO -3

 

[ppabart]

Maybe I'm a simpleton.....but how does a person have an 8-1 record but only have 4 points? Was his one loss worth -4 (or more)?

 

[Agent 0659]

Mr. Mel 1 6-6




:s4: :s4: :s4: :s4: :s4: :s4: :s4: :s4: :s4: :s4:




Wesis69 0 7-5
Morris 0 6-6

ppabart -1 6-5-1
badangel -1 6-6
dunclock -1 6-6
smurphy -1 6-6
Hippo -2 5-7
imfeklhr -2 5-7
MrChristo -2 4-7-1
bjfinste -3 5-6-1
badbone -3 4-8
Toledo -3 4-8
woodson -4 4-5

 

[Happy Hippo]

Maybe I'm a simpleton.....

Yes indeed, don't even try to understand all the intricacies of this contest, such as getting your picks in on time.

 

[Happy Hippo]

This week's humiliating failures are Bad Angel, ppabart and Happy Hippo - who managed to talk herself out of a -1 and into a -4.

At least I am keeping some good company.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Yes indeed, don't even try to understand all the intricacies of this contest, such as getting your picks in on time.

dance1 :mj15:

 

[SixFive]

dance1 :mj15:

:mj07: :mj07:

put them in now jabberjaws so you don't oversleep and get another -3. :142smilie

 

[smurphy]

At least I am keeping some good company.

:director: word

 

[smurphy]

Mr. Mel 1 6-6

Wesis69 0 7-5
Morris 0 6-6

ppabart -1 6-5-1
badangel -1 6-6
dunclock -1 6-6
smurphy -1 6-6
Hippo -2 5-7
imfeklhr -2 5-7
MrChristo -2 4-7-1
bjfinste -3 5-6-1
badbone -3 4-8
Toledo -3 4-8
woodson -4 4-5

I wouldn't gloat too much there, Big A. You are currently tied with the canine. :kiss:

 

[smurphy]

Same week Mel finally finds green, Wiseass finally falls out of green. Lord have mercy on the flea-bitten Canadian.

:00x11 :canada1

 

[MadJack]

nice job, smurph :toast:

 

[Happy Hippo]

And I just noticed I am back "on top" of ImFeklhr.

Things are looking "up".

 

[Woodson]

THAT's TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!


I spent the last few weeks, marking doggie treats and randomly eating them in hopes of following in Mr. Mel's steps only to be in last and have dog breath...

You know what, no Mr. nice Woodson...

I'm bringing some friends... and we're pissed off this week... That's right... we're pissed....

 

[dunclock]

Indy -3 x2
Titans -3
San Diego -6-

 

[Morris]

I'm searching the neighborhood for a flea bitten mutt.

Picks will follow!

 

[MadJack]

Indy -3 x2
Titans -3
San Diego -6-

sucker :142smilie

 

[bjfinste]

I'm assuming that Green Bay game is a pk?

 

[smurphy]

I'm assuming that Green Bay game is a pk?

no lines yet

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

CHI -3.5
ARZ -1
JAX -4