Reminds me of a joke.
A kid says to his mother
"Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
"God is both a man and a woman," the mother replies.
The kid then asks
"Is God Black or White?"
"God is both black and white," the mother answers.
"Is God gay or straight?" the kid inquires.
"God is bothe gay and straight," the mother answers.
The kid then asks
"Mom is Michael Jackson God?"