Hondo

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Hondo is a writer for the N.Y. post. Usually a good fade. Below is his final post of the year, where he ended 2,529 units down.

(Hondo's post 11-2-15)
Well, that wraps up another godawful baseball season for Hondo, whose loss with the Mets in the Series and the Packers on Sunday night in Denver overwhelmed his triumph with the Bengwads and left him with a closing NRN (nasty red number) of 2,529 mutschellers.

Hondo's post today:

Hondo shows National pride

Berrios apparently isn?t interested in earning a stall in Hondo?s Stable of Stalwarts. His latest failure, Monday night against the Tigers, slashed the earnings to 474 reardons.

Tuesday night: Since it seems a little early in the season for a Nats collapse, Mr. Aitch will back Sure-As-Shootin? Scherzer to keep the Metamucils out of the flow ? 20 units.

I'm going to fade him while he's hot.

 

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Hondo whiffed in the big Citi on Tuesday night when Scherzer and the Nationals were Thor-oughly humiliated by the Mets to reduce the wad to 374 pateks.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch doesn?t see the Royals coming up dry against Steven Wright and the Sawx ?20 units on Kennedy.

 

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Hondo ended his two-game mini-slide Wednesday when he rode the Royals over the Sawx to elevate the earnings to 474 brookses.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will try the Strasburg method in the big Citi ? 20 units on Stephen to act like an ace and outduel Harvey.

 

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Hondo expects Jose Quintana to bounce back

The Nationals, as correctly predicted by Hondo, unloaded on Harvey in the big Citi on Thursday night, which lifted the earnings to a somewhat chunky 574 pacioreks.

Friday night: Even though Quintana didn?t perform to expectations last time out, Mr. Aitch will give him the nod again ? 20 units on the Pale Hose to give Dillon those subterranean homesick blues.

 

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Hondo gave back a healthy chunk of his earnings Friday night when Quintana failed his assignment against the Royals, which caused the number to tumble to 422 aparicios.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will go with a recently proven formula: 20 units on Fernandez and the Marlins to shut down the Nationals.

 

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Hondo hit with the Marlins on Saturday night to raise his earnings to 512 kerfelds

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will go with Texas over Dallas in Houston ? 20 units on Hamels to win his duel with Keuchel.

 

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Hondo collects again

It was Hamel time in Houston on Sunday and too-legit Hondo danced away with a win as the Rangers destroyed the ?Stros to increase the bank account to 632 driessens.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will give Nat Gio a chance to show his stuff against families man Bartolo Colon ? 20 units on the Walgreens Nationals.

 

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Hondo: Knight?s falling

Nat Gio was pummeled by the Mets on Monday night, which reduced Hondo?s cache of DDP&A?s (disposable dead presidents and abolitionists) to 487 matlacks.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will play ?em again ? 20 units on Strasburg and the Nats to further humble Harvey.

 

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Hondo cues up Quintana

Hondo bounced back Tuesday night with the Nationals, who had their way with the overmatched Matt Harvey to raise the earnings to 587 applings.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will give Quintana one last chance to preserve his space in the vaunted Stable of Stalwarts ? 20 units on the Pale Hose.

 

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Hondo finally fed up

That?s it, Quintana has lost all stall privileges in the Stable of Stalwarts. Hondo didn?t want to do it but was forced to because of yet another subpar effort, this one against the Tribe, that caused a reduction in earnings to 478 renterias.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch is pickin? and grinnin? against Smyly ? 20 units on Fernandez and the Fish to show they?re for reel.

 

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Hondo hoping for Hiro?

Hondo hooked an easy winner Thursday with the Fish, who happily smacked Smyly to expand the wad to a chunky 578 reniffs.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch is looking for a ?hiroic performance from Tanaka ? 20 units on the Yankees to make Archer quiver. Also, it will be Hondo and Julio down by the ball yard ? 20 units on Urias, the Dodgers? phenom.

 

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Hondo: Leave it to Weaver

Hondo clicked with the Yankees on Friday night, but came up a whisker short with the Dodgers in the big Citi, so the earnings held firm at 581 belinskys.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will wing it with the Angels ? 20 units on Weaver to bring down the ?Stros.

 

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Hondo banks on Yanks

Hondo went to hell in a hand basket Saturday night with the Angels, whose loss to the ?Stros trimmed the earnings to 481 ditmars.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will go with Nathan, that hot dog ? 20 units on Eovaldi to slay the Rays.

 

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The Yankees, for much of Sunday?s game, looked downright odorous against Odorizzi, but eventually they did just enough to give Hondo a victory that increased his earnings to 581 heeps.

Monday: Mr. Aitch will allow Quintana out of the doghouse and back into the stable for one start and one start only (unless circumstances dictate otherwise) ? 20 units on the White Sox to snap their skid in the big Citi against the tight-lipped Dark Diva.

 

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Hondo decked by Matt

Hondo?s anti-Harvey method failed against the nose-diving Chisox on Monday, which caused the wad to shrink to 458 santos.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will take a stab with the Dodgers against Arrieta ? 20 units on Kazmir & Co. to defy the odds. Also, he will let the stud of the stable, Jose Fernandez, out of the barn ? 20 units on the Marlins to clean Cole?s clock.

 

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Hondo?s big score!!

Hondo struck it semi-rich on Tuesday night when he cashed with the Marlins and Dodgers (over Arrieta in Wrigley) to elevate the runaway earnings to 758 vosbergs.

Wednesday night: It?s Hamels time ? 20 units on the Rangers to make Bauer cower.

 

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Hondo gave some back on Wednesday night when the Rangers rallied and tied, only to be denied, which caused the earnings to drop to 653 conigliaros.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will try the Porcello at Camden Yards ? 20 units on the Sawx to make it a hair-raising night for Ubaldo.

 

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Hondo gave some back on Wednesday night when the Rangers rallied and tied, only to be denied, which caused the earnings to drop to 653 conigliaros.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will try the Porcello at Camden Yards ? 20 units on the Sawx to make it a hair-raising night for Ubaldo.

Tanks Gotta get back into fading this shit..........Days pay is good !!!!!

 

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Hondo running on ?E?

Porcello and the Sawx? pen took a beating in Baltimore, which caused Hondo to suffer a second straight setback that reduced the earnings to 529 raschis.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch is counting on Nate to be great again ? 20 units on Eovaldi and the Yankees to take care of business in Baltimore.