Hondo

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Hondo wheeling and dealing

Time to get out of Baltimore. Hondo was hit with a second straight loss at Camden Yards, this one coming Friday night when the Yankees? failure caused the earnings to fall to 429 frisches.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will walk the Wacha with Michael ? 20 units on the Cards to cut the Giants down to size.

 

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Hondo snapped his losing streak at three Saturday night when the Cardinals rallied heroically on his behalf to boost the earnings back up to 529 mazeroskis.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will set sail with the Pirates in hopes they are able patch together a victory over the Halos ? 20 units on Cole.

 

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Hondo walked the plank Sunday with the Pirates, whose flop in the late innings against the Halos caused a hefty reduction in earnings to 359 barfields.

Monday: Mr. Aitch expects J.A. Happ to be better than Just Average ? 20 units on the Jays to clip the Tigers.

 

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Happ and the Blue Jays suffered a vicious beating by the Tigers on Monday night, and Hondo paid the price as his dwindling earnings plunged to 259 mcraes.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will try his hand at Ventura capitalism with a 20-unit investment on Yordano and the Royals, whom he expects to be razor sharp against Ubaldo.

 

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Hondo took another trip down the drain Tuesday night when the Royals were pummeled in Baltimore to reduce the earnings to 159 frymans.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch expects the max from Scherzer ? 20 units on the Nats to ruin the Chicago opening of the one and only Jimmy Shields.

 

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Formerly slumping Hondo stopped the bleeding Wednesday night when the Nationals answered his call at U.S. Cellular Field to raise the earnings to 259 greers.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch expects Perez to dispense a victory against the ?Stros ? 20 units on the Rangers.

 

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Hondo made it two straight victories by cashing with the Rangers on Thursday to expand the wad to 359 mcgriffs.

Friday night: With several open stalls available in the Stable of Stalwarts because of a recent cold spell, Mr. Aitch will give Andriese a tryout ? 20 units on the Rays.

 

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The beneficial Rays put a little more sunshine in Hondo?s life on Friday night when they held off the ?Stros to elevate the earnings to 461 schoendiensts.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Redbirds to be A-OK at PNC Park ? 20 units on Martinez.

 

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Hot Hondo ran his winning streak to four Saturday night when the Cardinals cruised in Pittsburgh to increase his haul to a somewhat beefy 561 brohamers.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will give the rock to Salazar, a former stable stalwart who was given time off for bad behavior ? 20 units on the Tribe.

 

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The Indians carried sizzling Hondo to a fifth straight victory on Sunday, hammering the Halos to boost the earnings to 661 jorgensens.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will back Scherzer in the big showdown in D.C. ? 20 units on the Nats to provide a bad experience for Hendricks.

 

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That?s six, if you?re scoring at home. Hondo kept his winning streak alive Monday night when the Nationals stopped the mighty Cubs to enlarge the wad to 761 howes.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will give more work to Perez, a dispenser of ?W?s? ? 20 units on the Rangers to slay the A?s.

 

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Hondo, aka Senor Sizzle, steamrolled to his seventh straight triumph Tuesday night when he cashed with the Rangers and saw his earnings balloon to a season-high 861 derringers.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Lovable Losers from Chicago to get the best of the seemingly unbeatable Strasburg ? 20 units on Hammel to skate to a D.C. ?W.?

 

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The Lovable Losers from Chicago failed to hold on to leads in the ninth and 12th innings Wednesday against the Nationals, which ended Hondo?s winning streak at seven and reduced his earnings to 761 turleys.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Yankees to push him into four figures ? 20 units on CC. Also, 10 units on Dustin Johnson, at 12-1, to break his major maiden this weekend at Oakmont.

 

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Hondo, whose winning streak ended at seven Wednesday when the Cubs betrayed him, started a new one Thursday night when he cashed with the Yankees to expand the wad to 861 cerones.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects Sanchez to be filthy against the Orioles ? 20 units on the Blue Jays.

 

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The Blue Jays blew out the Birds in Baltimore in Friday night to give Hondo his ninth win in his last 10 attempts and raise his earnings to 961 tekulves.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch gives Niese a relatively good chance of outdueling Jonny Lager ? 20 units on the Pirates to patch together a victory at Wrigley.

 

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Hondo not only hit with his Rangers action on Sunday, but also cashed with Dustin Johnson, who had to overcome the Open field and the over-officious USGA. As a result, the earnings skyrocketed to 1,596 hogans.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Native Americans to find plenty to grin about against Smyly ? 20 units on Tomlin.

 

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Hondo followed up Sunday?s massive score with Dustin Johnson by cashing with the Indians on Monday night, which left him with 1,696 osteens stacked in the vault.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Tanner to burn the Dodgers ? 20 units on the Nationals.

 

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Dusty Baker was late with the hook Tuesday night as he stayed with Tanner Roark a batter too long in L.A., which cost the Nationals a victory and caused Hondo?s earnings to drop to 1,596 herzogs,

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch, working with a big pile of house money, will take a four-pronged approach to padding his retirement accounts ? 20 units apiece on the Royals, Cards, Indians and Tigers.

 

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Hondo narrowly missed with the Royals on Wednesday in the big Citi but then ran the table with the Cards, Tigers and Indians to send the earnings soaring to 1,956 covingtons.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Braves to make life miserable again for Harvey and the Mets ? 20 units on Wisler.

 

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Hondo, still red hot, vaulted over the two-grand mark Thursday night when the Braves rallied against the Metamucils to elevate the runaway earnings to 2,109 carters.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch doesn?t envision the Pale Hose hammering Aaron ? 20 units on Sanchez and the Blue Jays.