How do u spend your time if not gambling?

[hello there]

As most of you know, I've lost and have no money at the moment to gamble, and I was wondering, with all the time you spent studying and analyzing games, not to mention watching the game when it's on and then afterwards taking an inventory of your wins and losses for the day, all those hours spend must add up, okay now, what if you didn't have the money do that anymore for the next month or so, what else would you be doing with your time if you wasn't studying, gambling, and taking inventory etc etc???? I need some ideas.

 

[marine]

1. Go to the bank and withdraw your last $5.95.

2. Now head on over to the local 7-11 and pick up a copy of this month's penthouse.

3. Grease up your hand with some hand lotion (something with aloe is highly recommended)

4. Turn the pages with your left hand, and well... use that right hand to take care of anything that pops up.

 

[yyz]

That's a 'jarhead' for ya!

Personally, when I'm not wagering, I like to spend the hours reading dumb posts here at Jack's!

 

[Ripper]

Go buy yourself a Direct Tv system, so you can watch channel 596!

 

[Mike Foreman]

Hey Ripper--

If you're talking about Spice, it's 598 where I live.

 

[Neemer]

I know this sounds kind of crazy but what about gettin' a f*cking JOB!!

 

[Nick Douglas]

My only advice is to do something productive and away from sports. Try working out or running or learning to build a computer. If you sit on your ass and watch sports all day you will most likely just get frustrated. Go do something active and you will come back to gambling refreshed and ready to bury some books.

 

[redsfann]

Come on fellas-- the kid has got no time to work-- he'd miss all his classes at Jr High School.

Odds on this goofballs' age:

Under 17 -750
17-19 -1200
19-21 -600
Over 21 +5000

....and Marine beat me to the best answer....