How to play Rank-a-Skank

[godsfavoritedog]

This is serious business, damn it ... we need a universal way to rank bitches on this site. The vast majority of posters prefer to do it the following way, so I will explain this method once and for all hopefully in a way that makes sense. I'm even going to include a photo that should make it totally clear for those still in doubt.


Okay ... say there are 3 bitches that are to be ranked. What we're doing is putting them in the order in which we'd like to fuck said bitches. Since you look at the photo (presumably) from left to right, then it makes sense that this is also the way you rate the bitches. Consequently, the skank on the left gets assigned a number correspondent with what number choice she is. If you like her best, she gets a 1, 2nd best she gets a 2, least she gets a 3. Then you move on to the 2nd skank ... and so on.

To eliminate any potential confusion, have a look at this:

In the preceding photo, I'm sure we can all agree that the brunette is vastly preferable to the creature on the left. Therefore, we should all rank them 2-1.

I hope this clears it up.

 

[Bif "The Hat"]

Yes thats how I thought we do it.
I think there should be a disclaimer with the photo explaining this, at least until we all get the hang of it.

 

[Sportsaholic]

1,2.............:0003

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

3, 8.5

 

[hedgehog]

3, 8.5

:nono: 3, 7 :0008

 

[homedog]

:nono: 3, 7 :0008

That is definitely closer

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

:nono: 3, 7 :0008

That is definitely closer

Y'all are fucking crazy

They are definitely 3/15 and 8.5/15

Y'all need to learn how to rank them skanks

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3155243&postcount=1

 

[Sportsaholic]

Y'all are fucking crazy

They are definitely 3/15 and 8.5/15

Y'all need to learn how to rank them skanks

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3155243&postcount=1

Repost :nono:


http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=468051

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

What we're doing is putting them in the order in which we'd like to fuck said bitches. Since you look at the photo (presumably) from left to right, then it makes sense that this is also the way you rate the bitches.

FYI - The clarity you provided in these 2 simple sentences is the reason you deserved that Shiny Green Rep Card

I will rank all sets of bitches by this standard for the rest of my days.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Repost :nono:


http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=468051

I didn't click it. Well, I clicked it but I clicked it just to make sure i was right for not clicking it.

Fuck - I got Tranny Roll'd

You're a Dick

:facepalm:

 

[Sportsaholic]

I didn't click it. Well, I clicked it but I clicked it just to make sure i was right for not clicking it.

Fuck - I got Tranny Roll'd

You're a Dick

:facepalm:

I know........:0008

 

[godsfavoritedog]

I didn't click it. Well, I clicked it but I clicked it just to make sure i was right for not clicking it.

Fuck - I got Tranny Roll'd

You're a Dick

:facepalm:

Here's a simple trick I finally learned after seeing one too many chicks with dicks. Instead of clicking on the link, right click it and select "open in new tab" ... that way all you have to do is look up top, notice that it says "do not open ... naked tranny", and x it out.

 

[godsfavoritedog]

FYI - The clarity you provided in these 2 simple sentences is the reason you deserved that Shiny Green Rep Card

I will rank all sets of bitches by this standard for the rest of my days.

Thanks, I've become such a professional skank ranker that I even do this in real life now. It's especially fun to watch their faces as you walk past muttering "3 4 2 1"

 

[Sportsaholic]

Here's a simple trick I finally learned after seeing one too many chicks with dicks. Instead of clicking on the link, right click it and select "open in new tab" ... that way all you have to do is look up top, notice that it says "do not open ... naked tranny", and x it out.

Josh will still open it, he's funny that way........:0003

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Here's a simple trick I finally learned after seeing one too many chicks with dicks. Instead of clicking on the link, right click it and select "open in new tab" ... that way all you have to do is look up top, notice that it says "do not open ... naked tranny", and x it out.

That's probably the best avoid a Tranny response I have ever received. If I ever catch you in a bar, after I buy your first drink

Thanks, I've become such a professional skank ranker that I even do this in real life now. It's especially fun to watch their faces as you walk past muttering "3 4 2 1"

We will run through every skank in that place. In a 360 degree environment, when 2 dimensional left to right ranking is impossible, I say you start with north, fuck that, magnetic north and work in a clock-wise fashion. ie
>>>.N
>>>4 2
>>6>> 3
>>>1 5

Josh will still open it, he's funny that way........:0003

Fuck - Sports is right

 

[godsfavoritedog]

That's probably the best avoid a Tranny response I have ever received. If I ever catch you in a bar, after I buy your first drink



We will run through every skank in that place. In a 360 degree environment, when 2 dimensional left to right ranking is impossible, I say you start with north, fuck that, magnetic north and work in a clock-wise fashion. ie
>>>.N
>>>4 2
>>6>> 3
>>>1 5




Fuck - Sports is right

Clockwise from magnetic north will definitely work. :mj07:
We'll have to figure out a way to keep the under 30 wonderlich crowd from joining us.

 

[mtpockets44]

How about ranking them by the actual possibility
that said ranker would be able to get some from rankee??!!
Damn, forget that, all the fun would be gone.

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

this thread is a boner killer :facepalm:

come to mojo to look at some sexy women and find this thread :mj07: DUMPSTER PLEASE

 

[SixFive]

Ok, here's another example, but we will complicate by adding subjects to rank. Obviously, Hef is the least desirable, red dress backside shot the most desirable with fake tits on left second and girl on Hef's left third.

That means this picture on a rankem would be

2, 4, 3, 1

Is that correct?

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Ok, here's another example, but we will complicate by adding subjects to rank. Obviously, Hef is the least desirable, red dress backside shot the most desirable with fake tits on left second and girl on Hef's left third.

That means this picture on a rankem would be

2, 4, 3, 1

Is that correct?

Yes. :toast: