Hunter breathes sigh of relief.

[Cricket]

Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On Way to Mar-A-Lago
POLITICS?Aug 8, 2022 ? BabylonBee.com

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago.

"Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there," Biden sighed, according to sources before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. "Glad to know the FBI is still working for my Dad!"

The FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago shortly after, but things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake.

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Michael Simmons' doctor tells him he's obese and needs to lose some weight - but the patient has the perfect comeback: he's pregnant!

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Awwwww. Did you pee pee in your diaper?

 

[Cricket]

Heard Trump put all the classified documents on his laptop or in an email file. He should be OK then.:dizzy:

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Heard Trump put all the classified documents on his laptop or in an email file. He should be OK then.:dizzy:

Republican and Democrat administrations have both investigated the claims about Hunter Biden. No indictments. I still don't know that I would give a shit if there were anything to come from them since he's a private citizen that has nothing to do with anything.

 

[Cricket]

Republican and Democrat administrations have both investigated the claims about Hunter Biden. No indictments. I still don't know that I would give a shit if there were anything to come from them since he's a private citizen that has nothing to do with anything.

Yup ,nothing to do with anything.Are you supposed to be taken for real?

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Yup ,nothing to do with anything.Are you supposed to be taken for real?

What crime did Hunter Biden commit and what's your proof?

 

[Cricket]

What crime did Hunter Biden commit and what's your proof?

The proof is the double standard of justice. The crime is the betrayal of the public by this regime with partisan investigations.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

The proof is the double standard of justice. The crime is the betrayal of the public by this regime with partisan investigations.

Double standard? They opened a criminal investigation into Hillary Clinton a month before the 2016 election.

 

[Cricket]

Double standard? They opened a criminal investigation into Hillary Clinton a month before the 2016 election.

And the FBI kid gloved it.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

And the FBI kid gloved it.

Yeah, okay. Then what’s the excuse when the “Lock Her Up” administration took power for the following 4 years?

 

[Cricket]

Um... they didn't fuck up everything up like this regime did in two.:shrug:

 

[yyz]

Um... they didn't fuck up everything up like this regime did in two.:shrug:

Have someone explain the question to you.

Holy shit.