I ALMOST DID SOMETHING STUPID YESTERDAY

[beantownjim]

BOYS I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE TO ANYBODY WHO OWNS A HOUSE.I ALMOST MADE A BIG MISTAKE I GOT A LOCAL HANDIMAN OUT OF THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER HE SAID HE WAS LICENSED AND INSURED.ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FILL IN THE CRACKS IN THE CHIMNEY AND REPLACE A CAP ON A SLATE ROOF.THE PRICE WAS RIGHT SO I SAID COME ON DOWN AND START THE WORK BUT I WANT TO SEE YOUR INSURANCE FIRST BECAUSE THE GUY LOOKED LIKE A SHIT BUM.HE SHOWED ME AN INSURANCE POLICY THAT SAID HE PAYS 1,200 A YEAR AND HE IS INSURED FOR UP TO 10,000 DOLLARS.I THOUGHT MAN THAT ISNT SHIT HERE HE IS ON A ROOF OF A TWO FAMILY WITH 10 GRAND OF INSURANCE.THE MISTAKE I MADE IS TELLING HIM TO START WORKING I WENT OUT TO BREAKFAST WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND PHIL THE BARBER.WE BEGAN TALKING AND I TOLD THEM I WASNT COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS GUY BEING ON MY ROOF AND THEY BOTH AGREED I AM F-CKING NUTS IF HE FALLS OFF THE ROOF HE WILL OWN YOUR HOUSE:scared I AM NOT GOOD AT FIRING PEOPLE MAYBE I AM A SOFT TOUCH BUT ANYWAY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CAME WITH ME.THE HANDIMAN WAS JUST STARTING AND STILL LOOKING OVER THE JOB BUT HE WAS ON THE ROOF.I YELLED UP HEY (RAY) COME ON DOWN FOR A MINUTE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.HE COMES DOWN AND I BEDIN TO TELL THE GUY I AM NOT COMFORTABLE ABOUT HIM WORKING ON THE ROOF WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF INSURANCE THEN RAY SAYS I DO THIS WORK ALL THE TIME DONT WORRY I CAN DO THE JOB.THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN COMES TO THE RESCUE AND SAYS HEY LISTEN RAY THIS IS THE DEAL YOUR NOT DOING THE JOB END OF STORY AND THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN STARTS TO TAKE RAYS LADDER DOWN EVEN RAY WAS IN SHOCK.NOW THE LADDER IS DOWN AND JONNY KNOCKDOWN SAYS RAY I WILL EVEN HELP YOU WITH YOUR LADDERS AND LOADS THE GUYS TRUCK UP AND AWAY WENT RAY AND I AM OFF THE HOOK:00hour

ARE YOU NIT WITS LEARNING ANYTHING FROM THIS DONT HIRE GUYS UNTIL YOU CHECK OUT HOW MUCH INSURANCE THET CARRY.IF ANYBODY GETS HURT ON YOUR PROPERTY THEY WILL BE ALL OVER YOU FOR YOUR HOUSE THANK GOD JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WAS THERE BECAUSE OTHERWISE RAY MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TALK ME INTO STAYING:iagree:

 

[Franky Wright]

Why did'nt you and JK just hold the ladder for Ray, instead of you two focknuts filling your pieholes with those Boston cops down at Dunkin Doughnuts.:nono:

While your at it Beaner, maybe you could dig up Vyrus and have him give you some money management tips :scared Better yet, if you are an ironworker like you say, then get your fat ass up there and tuckpoint that chimney yourself:mj07:


Respectfully submitted,


Franky :SIB

 

[fatdaddycool]

BOYS I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE TO ANYBODY WHO OWNS A HOUSE.I ALMOST MADE A BIG MISTAKE I GOT A LOCAL HANDIMAN OUT OF THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER HE SAID HE WAS LICENSED AND INSURED.ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FILL IN THE CRACKS IN THE CHIMNEY AND REPLACE A CAP ON A SLATE ROOF.THE PRICE WAS RIGHT SO I SAID COME ON DOWN AND START THE WORK BUT I WANT TO SEE YOUR INSURANCE FIRST BECAUSE THE GUY LOOKED LIKE A SHIT BUM.HE SHOWED ME AN INSURANCE POLICY THAT SAID HE PAYS 1,200 A YEAR AND HE IS INSURED FOR UP TO 10,000 DOLLARS.I THOUGHT MAN THAT ISNT SHIT HERE HE IS ON A ROOF OF A TWO FAMILY WITH 10 GRAND OF INSURANCE.THE MISTAKE I MADE IS TELLING HIM TO START WORKING I WENT OUT TO BREAKFAST WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND PHIL THE BARBER.WE BEGAN TALKING AND I TOLD THEM I WASNT COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS GUY BEING ON MY ROOF AND THEY BOTH AGREED I AM F-CKING NUTS IF HE FALLS OFF THE ROOF HE WILL OWN YOUR HOUSE:scared I AM NOT GOOD AT FIRING PEOPLE MAYBE I AM A SOFT TOUCH BUT ANYWAY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CAME WITH ME.THE HANDIMAN WAS JUST STARTING AND STILL LOOKING OVER THE JOB BUT HE WAS ON THE ROOF.I YELLED UP HEY (RAY) COME ON DOWN FOR A MINUTE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.HE COMES DOWN AND I BEDIN TO TELL THE GUY I AM NOT COMFORTABLE ABOUT HIM WORKING ON THE ROOF WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF INSURANCE THEN RAY SAYS I DO THIS WORK ALL THE TIME DONT WORRY I CAN DO THE JOB.THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN COMES TO THE RESCUE AND SAYS HEY LISTEN RAY THIS IS THE DEAL YOUR NOT DOING THE JOB END OF STORY AND THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN STARTS TO TAKE RAYS LADDER DOWN EVEN RAY WAS IN SHOCK.NOW THE LADDER IS DOWN AND JONNY KNOCKDOWN SAYS RAY I WILL EVEN HELP YOU WITH YOUR LADDERS AND LOADS THE GUYS TRUCK UP AND AWAY WENT RAY AND I AM OFF THE HOOK:00hour

ARE YOU NIT WITS LEARNING ANYTHING FROM THIS DONT HIRE GUYS UNTIL YOU CHECK OUT HOW MUCH INSURANCE THET CARRY.IF ANYBODY GETS HURT ON YOUR PROPERTY THEY WILL BE ALL OVER YOU FOR YOUR HOUSE THANK GOD JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WAS THERE BECAUSE OTHERWISE RAY MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TALK ME INTO STAYING:iagree:

hey thanks for the psychobabble now go up on the roof and jump, you idiot. Who in the hell posts a smilie agreeing with themselves, and proceed to call everyone else a nitwit.

 

[freelancc]

I YELLED UP HEY (RAY) COME ON DOWN FOR A MINUTE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

i thought Ray just did concrete...:mj03: