I am putting together my list of things to bring

fatdaddycool

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To the golf outing. I want to make sure I don't forget anything. So far this is what I have.

Cutoff jean shorts 2 pair
Tank tops 3 each
Speedo
board shorts
Swimming cap and nose plugs
goggles
Travel tranny for Jaek
lunchmeat
sandpaper and gasoline
footie socks with the little balls on them
seven extra nine irons that used to be Nole's
Leiderhosen
34 ounce aluminum bat
Chaps
Polo Blue
Golf shirts 2 ea size petite
visor 2 ea.
platform sandals for when I am standing next to fucking Clint and Gary
golf clubs
dick balls
wind up tranny action figure.

Oh and reading glasses.

If you see anything I am missing let me know




Thanks




Hope this helps,
FDC
 

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To the golf outing. I want to make sure I don't forget anything. So far this is what I have.

Cutoff jean shorts 2 pair
Tank tops 3 each
Speedo
board shorts
Swimming cap and nose plugs
goggles
Travel tranny for Jaek
lunchmeat
sandpaper and gasoline
footie socks with the little balls on them
seven extra nine irons that used to be Nole's
Leiderhosen
34 ounce aluminum bat
Chaps
Polo Blue
Golf shirts 2 ea size petite
visor 2 ea.
platform sandals for when I am standing next to fucking Clint and Gary
golf clubs
dick balls
wind up tranny action figure.

Oh and reading glasses.

If you see anything I am missing let me know




Thanks




Hope this helps,
FDC



My 9-iron.


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fatdaddycool

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I know, he is sooooo selfish. I have seven nine irons now and he is the only one that is always complaining about it. Not to mention that the kid across the street hit rocks straighter with it than he can.......

I think that is the Pocket Pen fisherman and a shaky head jig, which to his credit, would be exactly what I would throw up there in July. Good call IE.

(How's that for kissing ass)
 
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