Ok,
For all you closet freaks out there that keep on teasing me about the backdoor advice I asked for way back in the day...
Yesterday, Monday afternoon at approx 2:23 PM i recieved my first "anal probing" since popping the question!
It was a beautiful moment that will forever live and replay in my mind..... second by agonizing second.
Unfortunatly, it twas not my wife that did the deed, but a very nice, and very old, asian woman charading as a doctor. I found myself at the Doc's office for a routine physical exam to ensure my body was in tip top beer chugging shape, and she absolutely insisted that i let her check my prostate.
I leaned forward and dropped trou, and apparently i did not lean over far enough, because she had to put her hand on my back and push my forward a bit more...
which is a dreadful feeling after hearing the latex glove snap on her hand and the ky lube oozing out of the bottle
and PRESTO! she claims she only slipped in one finger but i know otherwise... it felt like at least 3 or 4.
So there i am, bent over on a table, some old lady jamming her finger(s) up my can and hooking onto anything she can and letting me know what it was...
this is your prostate... UGH
this is your rectum...
this is your colon.. OOWWWEEEYY!
this is the back of your throat... *cough cough gag gag*
and then, she slips the fist out and i can only stand there and feel the ky drip out my can and down my legs... how demeaning!
(note to self: I dont know how chicks let guys do this to them)
she said i was healthy.. well no sh*t.. 28 yrs old.. of course i dont have prostate cancer yet!
on top of all that, after she finished up, she had the guts to pat me on my belly and tell me i could stand to drop 5 or 10 pounds!
I go home to cry to my wife about being violated and demeaned and looking for a lil sympathy, and what response do i get?
awwwwwwwww i wish i woulda been there to see it!
It felt like 4 hours... the doc claims it was only 4 seconds.
For all you closet freaks out there that keep on teasing me about the backdoor advice I asked for way back in the day...
Yesterday, Monday afternoon at approx 2:23 PM i recieved my first "anal probing" since popping the question!
It was a beautiful moment that will forever live and replay in my mind..... second by agonizing second.
Unfortunatly, it twas not my wife that did the deed, but a very nice, and very old, asian woman charading as a doctor. I found myself at the Doc's office for a routine physical exam to ensure my body was in tip top beer chugging shape, and she absolutely insisted that i let her check my prostate.
I leaned forward and dropped trou, and apparently i did not lean over far enough, because she had to put her hand on my back and push my forward a bit more...
which is a dreadful feeling after hearing the latex glove snap on her hand and the ky lube oozing out of the bottle
and PRESTO! she claims she only slipped in one finger but i know otherwise... it felt like at least 3 or 4.
So there i am, bent over on a table, some old lady jamming her finger(s) up my can and hooking onto anything she can and letting me know what it was...
this is your prostate... UGH
this is your rectum...
this is your colon.. OOWWWEEEYY!
this is the back of your throat... *cough cough gag gag*
and then, she slips the fist out and i can only stand there and feel the ky drip out my can and down my legs... how demeaning!
(note to self: I dont know how chicks let guys do this to them)
she said i was healthy.. well no sh*t.. 28 yrs old.. of course i dont have prostate cancer yet!
on top of all that, after she finished up, she had the guts to pat me on my belly and tell me i could stand to drop 5 or 10 pounds!
I go home to cry to my wife about being violated and demeaned and looking for a lil sympathy, and what response do i get?
awwwwwwwww i wish i woulda been there to see it!
It felt like 4 hours... the doc claims it was only 4 seconds.
