I GUESS I FIXED YOUR RUSSIAN JEW ARSE

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BOYS TODAY I WENT TO THE BRIGHTON Y.M.C.A. ITS THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR HERE IN BEANTOWN 95 WITH HUMIDITY.WELL TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT THERE IS THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN JEW THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR MONTH'S.HE IS PROBABLY 55 OR 60 YEARS OLD BUT HE IS A REAL WISE ARSE.IF I GO INTO THE STEAM ROOM HE IS BLOWING HIS NOSE,IF I GO SWIMMING THIS F-CKING GUY WILL GO IN THE SAME LANE I AM IN EVEN THOUGH THERE IS AN OPEN LANE RIGHT NEXT TO ME.I SWEAR TO GOD THE GUY LIKES BUSTING MY BALLS THERE HAS BEEN MORE THAN ONE TIME I WAS GOING TO COLD **** THE F-CKING JEW BASTARD.AT ABOUT 9 A.M. THERE IS A BUS THAT BRINGS ALL THE RUSSIAN JEWS IN TOGETHER I ONCE JOKED WITH A REGULAR A MAILMAN I SAID OH SHIT HERE COMES THE MOSCOW EXPRESS HE LAUGHED LIKE HELL 10 RUSSIANS ALL COMING IN AT THE SAME TIME.

WELL BOYS TODAY I LOST IT MAYBE IT WAS THE WEATHER AND MAYBE I AM JUST SICK AND TIRED OF PUSHY RUSSIANS.I WAS FINISHING UP COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER TO GET DRESSED AND LEAVE. AND LO AND BEHOLD THE F-CKING RUSSIAN COMES OUT OF THE SHOWER THEY HAVE A POLICY YOU HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK SHOWER BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE POOL.WELL ANYWAY THE F-CKING GUY STANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY LOCKER DRIPPING WET THERES A F-CKING PUDDLE WHERE I AM GOING TO BE STANDING TO GET DRESSED WICH MEANS MY FEET ARE GOING TO BE WET WHEN I GO TO PUT ON MY SOCKS.I WAS F-CKING BOILING SO I WAITED FOR THE RUSSIAN TO GO INTO THE POOL THEN I TOOK HIS CLOTH'S AND I SOAKED THEM IN THE SHOWER AND PUT THEM BACK IN HIS LOCKER.OH MAN I WISH I COULD HAVE STAYED AROUND TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES ALL HIS CLOTHES ARE SOAKED:mj07: I KNOW HE IS GOING TO KNOW I DID IT AND MAYBE I WILL FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM BUT IT WAS JUST AN ACT OF FRUSTRATION WITH ALL THE BULLSHIT THIS GUY HAS PUT ME THROUGH.I F-CKING HATE IT WHEN YOU ARE IN THE STEAM ROOM AND SOME OLD JEW RUSSIAN STARTS TO BLOW HIS NOSE MAN THAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING.I HOPE THE GUY DOES WANT TO FIGHT ME NEXT TIME I SEE HIM I'LL TAKE ON THE WHOLE BUS OF OLD JEWS AND THERE SONS IF THATS WHAT HE WANTS.

THAT OUGHT TO COOL OF THE F-CKING RUSSIAN JEW BASTARD MAN HIS CLOTHES WERE SOAKED MAYBE NOW HE WONT F-CK WITH BEANTOWNJIM AGAIN.I HAD TO NIP THIS SMALL PROBLEM IN THE BUD BEFORE I SERIOUSLT HURT THIS GUY NOW I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER.

I HAD TO GRIN :thefinger WHEN THE RUSSUIAN CLOTHES WENT IN
 

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Another classic BTJ story! I absolutely love them. BTJ, if I had these things happen in my life with the frequency you do, I'm sure I would need to be committed.
 

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this might rate its own chapter in my next book: "even stupider things that other people have done while drunk"......:rimshot


...that said,i feel jim`s pain and hope somebody sticks a microscope up this s.o.b.`s butt....
 

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BLOCKHEAD !

BLOCKHEAD !

NAVY RAN FOR 600 YARDS.HOW MANY WILL NEBRASKA GET

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LISTEN BOYS I AM NOT A HAPPY PERSON I LOST 6,300 DOLLARS LAST WEEK THE MOST I HAVE EVER LOST IN A SINGLE WEEK.MY WIFE IS GOING TO FIND OUT IN 30 DAYS WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I TOOK OUT A CASH ADVANCE ON TWO CREDIT CARDS FOR 1500 ON EACH.BOYS I AM COOKED BUT I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU DEADBEATS.

LISTEN FELLAS I KNOW SOMETHING LAST WEEKEND I BET 2200 TO MAKE 2000 ON NAVY -7 AGAINST BALL STATE BOYS THIS WAS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE GAME I EVER WATCHED.NAVY RAN FOR OVER 600 YARDS AND HAD A 7 POINT LEAD WITH 4 MINUTES TO GO AND MANAGED TO LOSE.FELLAS YOUR NOT GETTING MY POINT THIS SAME BALL STATE TEAM THAT ALLOWED NAVY TO RUN FOR 600 YARDS IS PLAYING NEBRASKA THIS WEEK.IF NAVY RAN FOR 600 YARDS HOW MANY YARDS DO YOU THINK NEBRASKA WILL GET 1000.NAVY DEFENSE SUCKS SO BAD THEY ALLOWED 600 YARDS ALSO BUT I CANT SEE BALL STATE DOING ANYTHING AGAINST AN ANGRY NEBRASKA.

BOYS I DONT GIVE PLAYS THAT OFTEN IN FORUMS BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE NEBRASKA -22 AGAINST BALL STATE THIS MIGHT BE THE WORST RUN DEFENSE IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.NEBRASKA WILL RUN FOR 800 YARDS AND SCORE 65 POINTS.

THIS IS A BEANTOWNJIM WELCOME BACK TO THE *** FORUM FREE PICK ENJOY THE MONEY FELLAS (NEBRASKA -22 EASY MONEY)
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I can't believe those kiinds of things piss you off. You need to get a life, and look at the bigger picture. You're an idiot and a Jew hater. If getting your feet wet in a locker room makes you that mad, I feel sorry for YOU. Go visit Russia sometime, or even get out of your home town, and you might grow up dipsht
 

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BOYS I DONT GIVE PLAYS THAT OFTEN IN FORUMS BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE NEBRASKA -22 AGAINST BALL STATE THIS MIGHT BE THE WORST RUN DEFENSE IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.NEBRASKA WILL RUN FOR 800 YARDS AND SCORE 65 POINTS.

THIS IS A BEANTOWNJIM WELCOME BACK TO THE *** FORUM FREE PICK ENJOY THE MONEY FELLAS (NEBRASKA -22 EASY MONEY)


Nebraska 41 Ball State 40

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BOYS I DONT GIVE PLAYS THAT OFTEN IN FORUMS BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE NEBRASKA -22 AGAINST BALL STATE THIS MIGHT BE THE WORST RUN DEFENSE IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.NEBRASKA WILL RUN FOR 800 YARDS AND SCORE 65 POINTS.

THIS IS A BEANTOWNJIM WELCOME BACK TO THE *** FORUM FREE PICK ENJOY THE MONEY FELLAS (NEBRASKA -22 EASY MONEY)


Nebraska 41 Ball State 40

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Nebraska did manage 113 yards rushing
 

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I can't believe those kiinds of things piss you off. You need to get a life, and look at the bigger picture. You're an idiot and a Jew hater. If getting your feet wet in a locker room makes you that mad, I feel sorry for YOU. Go visit Russia sometime, or even get out of your home town, and you might grow up dipsht

beaner is a great guy he's my favorite fade then rolled it over & faded Sun Tzu's goy on buffalo :00hour
 

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I can't believe those kiinds of things piss you off. You need to get a life, and look at the bigger picture. You're an idiot and a Jew hater. If getting your feet wet in a locker room makes you that mad, I feel sorry for YOU. Go visit Russia sometime, or even get out of your home town, and you might grow up dipsht

Newbie took the bait... Classic BTJ post.
 

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self proclaimed greatest capper ever sponge looks like a gem too :mj07:

You're being a dick Vinnie! I will put up some coin for you to take a little heads up capping challenge vs Sponge.

Where were you last week when he was doing well?

I will be patiently waiting for YOUR picks..

:rolleyes: :SIB
 

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You're being a dick Vinnie! I will put up some coin for you to take a little heads up capping challenge vs Sponge.

Where were you last week when he was doing well?

I will be patiently waiting for YOUR picks..

:rolleyes: :SIB

Oh yea go talk to the Judge :mj07:
 

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You're being a dick Vinnie! I will put up some coin for you to take a little heads up capping challenge vs Sponge.

Where were you last week when he was doing well?

I will be patiently waiting for YOUR picks..

:rolleyes: :SIB

The only reason anyone would bust Sponge's balls for sucking as a capper is that he talks a BIG game and most, yourself included, knew he was full of it. Just sayin'
 
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