I guess it's time to review my actions from last night

[Penguinfan]

I'm always the first one up in the house since the wife doesn't work. Sometimes she comes downstairs before I leave, sometimes she doesn't. She did today, here was our entire conversation:

Me: Morning, the lid is missing for the coffee pot, any idea what happened to it?

Wife: Why?

Me: Without it the coffee gets cold quickly.

Wife: Drink it faster fuck face.


I'm now going through my mental inventory of my actions from last night to try and remember what I did wrong, as my coffee gets cold.
:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

It must have been your tone. :0003

 

[Penguinfan]

She drops the "F" bomb about three times a year, usually in traffic, so she's pretty mad, about something.....

 

[MadJack]

She drops the "F" bomb about three times a year, usually in traffic, so she's pretty mad, about something.....

You blamed her for something first thing in the morning.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

:mj07:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

The rule in our house is no questions until after the first cup of coffee

Maybe it was just the timing of your question

Or maybe she found the Billy Ripken baseball card

 

[StevieD]

I dunno if you got her to say fuck I would think this is a big deal. My condolences.

 

[no pepper]

A rare Billy Ripken fuckface card reference. touch?, JOSH, green card coming your way pal!

pengy, you probably just left the toilet seat up. Tell her to get back to her ironing.

 

[Redhog]

I dunno if you got her to say fuck I would think this is a big deal. My condolences.

This!

:mj23:

 

[The Joker]

I'm always the first one up in the house since the wife doesn't work. Sometimes she comes downstairs before I leave, sometimes she doesn't. She did today, here was our entire conversation:

Me: Morning, the lid is missing for the coffee pot, any idea what happened to it?

Wife: Why?

Me: Without it the coffee gets cold quickly.

Wife: Drink it faster fuck face.


I'm now going through my mental inventory of my actions from last night to try and remember what I did wrong, as my coffee gets cold.
:shrug:

Hilarious.

 

[Penguinfan]

Home from work, confirmed, in the dog house. Still don't know why, though.

She was here when I got home from work, left without saying hardly anything and there is no dinner on the table.
Should I text her and see if she's picking something up, maybe?


I'll be on the couch tonight if anyone needs me :shrug:

 

[Old School]

"Silence Is Golden"

or........................

1 red rose on kitchen table with the little card that says..

"tell me what I did cuz I never want to make that mistake again."

 

[MadJack]

"Silence Is Golden"

or........................

1 red rose on kitchen table with the little card that says..

"tell me what I did cuz I never want to make that mistake again."

He's SUPPOSED to know what he did. :mj07:

 

[Betone]

Firstly.....You should have had the coffee ready the night before? Secondly..... she figures if you do not know why she is pissed, that's gonna be a bigger problem. GL :00x11

 

[Penguinfan]

He's SUPPOSED to know what he did. :mj07:

..... she figures if you do not know why she is pissed, that's gonna be a bigger problem. GL :00x11

Yea, Uh, I get it.

I could use a clue because maybe she's mad at something she THINKS I did and I didn't really do anything?


PS, I don't think she's coming back with dinner. Maybe I shouldn't mention it when/if she comes back?

 

[Penguinfan]

She's hanging out at her mom's (thank you find my iPhone app). I genuinely can't think of anything I've done wrong recently, like nothing.

I know on the rare times we do argue it's about drinking, but I feel like I've really kept it in check for a while.

 

[Old School]

special day ?

 

[beantownjim]

HANGING OUT AT HER MOMS HOUSE IS NEVER A GOOD THING RIGHT NOW SHE IS PROBABLY SAYING AS WE SPEAK I TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY THAT (FUCK FACE) HE IS A LOSER THAT DEMANDS HIS COFFEE AND DINNER I TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY THIS BUM BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.YOU'RE A BEAUTIFULL WOMEN AND NOW YOU ARE STUCK WITH THIS DEADBEAT NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS STAYING WITH A LOSER LIKE HIM WE ARE GOING TO POISEN HIM AND THEN YOU CAN FIND A NICE GUY LIKE BEANTOWNJIM :0008

PENGUINFAN YOUR MOTHER IN LAW IS MAKING DINNER BE CAREFULL MY FRIEND THEY ARE LOOKING TO POISEN YOU SO SHE CAN FIND A NICE GUY LIKE BEANTOWNJIM

 

[beantownjim]

WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF WE FIND OUT PENGUINS MOTHER IN LAW SAID

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY THAT FUCK FACE :mj07:

 

[Penguinfan]

WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF WE FIND OUT PENGUINS MOTHER IN LAW SAID

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY THAT FUCK FACE :mj07:

I'd set the line on that happening as

Said it -3400
Didn't say it +2700


In all honesty, by the nature of this post you can see I wasn't taking the situation very serious yesterday morning, maybe a little bit last night, but now, now it's a thing. Of course Jack and Betone got it right, the few sentences we exchanged were along the lines of "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you".

Christ, I thought we were adults.

In any event, I gotta get this mess straightened out.